Francisco Vidal

Goalkeeper - Instituto
31 Jul 2030
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Francisco Vidal

208 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

22 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Onel Hernández puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Instituto, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Deportivo Lara come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Instituto did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 4 in, 4 out at Instituto

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 4 arrived, 4 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Camilo Rey Domenech turns down Instituto

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Boca Juniors keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

So close: Diego Córdoba’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Talleres moved on, Diego Córdoba reports back to Instituto, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Alex Luna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Instituto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hernán de la Fuente falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Boca Juniors tell Instituto: Marcelo Weigandt is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Instituto get the job done against Platense

A 2‑1 win over Platense, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

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The Instituto Chronicle

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Instituto

Alex Luna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Matías Ríos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Instituto is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Hernán de la Fuente falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Hernán de la Fuente asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Román Baigorria gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Matías Giménez Rojas question follows Instituto around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Matías Giménez Rojas’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Mamadou Baldé has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Instituto will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Santiago Abayay has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Santiago Abayay has written the date down.

Market

The clock does Matías Unyicio’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Instituto could ask drops and the wages Matías Unyicio can ask rise.

In brief

194 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Instituto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hernán de la Fuente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Francisco Ortíz signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francisco Ortíz commits to Instituto for another 3 years.

The dugout

Francisco Vidal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Alex Luna question follows Instituto around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alex Luna’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Still no signature from Juan Ignacio Méndez

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Instituto could get for him.

Market

Still no ink between Instituto and Onel Hernández

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Instituto, another week without a signature from Onel Hernández.

Squad

“I want to play”: Matías Fuentes speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Jenluis Pérez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

193 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Lautaro Maldonado asks to leave Instituto

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Francisco Vidal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Instituto have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Alex Luna was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Hernán de la Fuente falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Jonathan Dellarossa sends Instituto past Independiente

It finished 2‑1, and it was Jonathan Dellarossa’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Instituto.

The dugout

No hiding place for Matías Giménez Rojas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matías Giménez Rojas, and the manager let it.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Santiago Abayay

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Onel Hernández wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Instituto can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

  • Player ratings Jonathan Dellarossa in the eights
  • Squad A place in the month's best eleven for Alex Luna
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
186 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lautaro Maldonado stands alone

12 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Instituto taken apart

0‑3 to Estudiantes, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Diego Córdoba breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Maiker Rivas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Instituto can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Alex Luna beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Onel Hernández wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Instituto know it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yutiel Susano

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yutiel Susano, and the manager let it.

Market

No place for Francisco Vidal in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Francisco Vidal has his answer from Instituto; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

183 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Instituto board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Córdoba out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Instituto will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Juan Villordo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Instituto can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matías Ríos

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matías Ríos will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Instituto the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Instituto are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

A row about effort at Instituto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Maiker Rivas was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Nazareno Fazzi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Francisco Vidal has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Francisco Vidal has written the date down.

In brief

177 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

17 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

118 days out for Diego Córdoba after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Instituto will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Francisco Vidal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Instituto, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Yutiel Susano keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Instituto may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Alex Luna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Instituto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Fabián Chazarreta would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Fabián Chazarreta is living that version at Instituto, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Instituto sell Fernando Alarcón for $31.0K

Fernando Alarcón has left for Estudiantes in a $31.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Transfer targets

Boca Juniors tell Instituto: Marcelo Weigandt is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Instituto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yutiel Susano was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Instituto ask about Kevin López

A loan enquiry to Atletico Nacional: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

174 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Instituto

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Instituto is running low.

The dugout

Genaro Barrionuevo says Instituto went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Instituto

Alex Luna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Hoover Crespo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Instituto is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Instituto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Diego Sosa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Diego Córdoba signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Diego Córdoba and Instituto agree another 1 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Diego Sosa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Juan Villordo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Instituto put Francisco Vidal up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Francisco Vidal may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

173 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Francisco Vidal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Instituto have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

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Market

Hoover Crespo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Instituto, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alex Luna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Instituto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Instituto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Hernán de la Fuente is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marcos Fernández

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marcos Fernández, and the manager let it.

In brief

172 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Leonardo Monje hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Instituto can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mauro Muhlethaler

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mauro Muhlethaler will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Instituto the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Instituto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hernán de la Fuente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Matías Giménez Rojas linked with a move away

The name of Matías Giménez Rojas keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Instituto say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

When it matters, Genaro Barrionuevo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Francisco Vidal asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The manager makes Diego Córdoba a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Instituto. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Instituto put Matías Ríos up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Matías Ríos may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

171 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Instituto has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Jenluis Pérez asks to leave Instituto

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Instituto

Alex Luna and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Instituto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Diego Sosa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between Instituto and Juan Ignacio Méndez

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Instituto, another week without a signature from Juan Ignacio Méndez.

Squad

Jonathan Dellarossa makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Nazareno Fazzi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Alex Luna question follows Instituto around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alex Luna’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Instituto have started building around Matías Córdoba

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

In brief

170 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Instituto

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Francisco Vidal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Instituto, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Nazareno Fazzi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Instituto have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The wait goes on for Instituto

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Instituto

Alex Luna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Hoover Crespo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Hoover Crespo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Instituto the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Hernán de la Fuente falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Instituto against San Lorenzo

1‑3 to San Lorenzo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jonathan Dellarossa

12 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

154 Edition

The Instituto Chronicle

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jonathan Galván signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jonathan Galván and Instituto agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Instituto

Alex Luna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Instituto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hernán de la Fuente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Matías Montero

Instituto asked and Godoy Cruz said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Instituto

Day 8 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Boardroom

Bruno Solotar will join Instituto for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Bruno Solotar has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Instituto have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Market

Instituto and Juan Ignacio Méndez are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

A fresh start for Alex Luna under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Alex Luna has taken the hint, and Instituto are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Federico Girotti is in the works

Instituto have made the call to Alianza Lima. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

122 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Stoke City's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stoke City has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stoke City

Josh Acheampong and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Stoke City cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words at Stoke City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sorba Thomas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Sai Sachdev wants to come home

“I did not go to Huddersfield Town to sit and watch. I want to come back to Stoke City and fight for my place.” 6 appearances in 22 matches say the rest.

Squad

Home is on Francisco Vidal's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stoke City are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Steven Evans chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Róbert Boženík

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Market

The Jack McGlynn talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stoke City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

113 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Stoke City dugout

40 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Match

No end in sight to Stoke City's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stoke City has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Stoke City

Josh Acheampong and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Róbert Boženík’s goal not enough for Stoke City

Róbert Boženík scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Portsmouth, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Michael Zetterer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Sorba Thomas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Steven Evans left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Francisco Vidal wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stoke City know it.

Player ratings

Sorba Thomas was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 13. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief