Ray Robert

Striker - Luton Town
6 Apr 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ray Robert

504 Edition

The Luton Town Post

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Styopa Tumanyan out for 49 days

49 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Luton Town lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Vintage Amad — 8.14

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.14, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

The wait goes on for Luton Town

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Luton Town

Mykhaylo Mudryk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kevin Lebersorger falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Amad is carrying Luton Town

8 goals and a season average of 7.28. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Luton Town and West Bromwich Albion take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Harry Gathercole gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Thomas Hall was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Luton Town dressing room was either.

In brief

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The Luton Town Post

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Maksymilian Soja has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Luton Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

4 matches without a win for Luton Town

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Luton Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Amad falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Luton Town

George Stokes and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Luton Town come up short against Bristol City

Bristol City left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Aaron Páez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Luton Town know it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Thomas Hall left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Taylor Perry gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Amad beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 12. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

502 Edition

The Luton Town Post

10 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexander Delgado puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Luton Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Tomás Friesel: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Luton Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Amad, 33, rolls back the years — 8.40

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.40 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A row about effort at Luton Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Amad was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Alexander Delgado's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Luton Town are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Cipriano Sampaio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luton Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Cipriano Sampaio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cipriano Sampaio, and the manager let it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Amad

7 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Talks stall between Luton Town and Isaac Ogundere

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The Luton Town Post

21 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Pablo Felipe

Luton Town and Bournemouth have settled on $3.7M. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

6 saves: Caoimhin Kelleher was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Amad, 33, rolls back the years — 8.20

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.20 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Luton Town

Amad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Liverpool tell Luton Town: James Garner is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Luton Town see off Blackburn Rovers

Three points for Luton Town, 1‑0 the final word against Blackburn Rovers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Cardiff City take the points off Luton Town

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Aaron Páez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Luton Town know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Luton Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexander Delgado was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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The Luton Town Post

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Harry Atkinson breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Stefano Arata says Luton Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Caoimhin Kelleher wants more than Luton Town are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Amad and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Liverpool tell Luton Town: Amar Dedić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

George Stokes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ray Robert the difference as Luton Town beat Fulham

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ray Robert. 1‑0 against Fulham, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

Cipriano Sampaio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Luton Town and Isaac Ogundere

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody on the pitch touched Tomi Adesena
  • Squad 7 new faces, and Luton Town are still learning each other
  • Transfer targets A loan move for Dinis Rodrigues is in the works
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The Luton Town Post

17 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Luton Town

1‑2 against Manchester United, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Mykhaylo Mudryk and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Amad falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Bernardo Oliveira — 6.53

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 16 actions, 6.53, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

The dugout

Caoimhin Kelleher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ray Robert’s goal not enough for Luton Town

Ray Robert scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Norwich City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Thomas Hall faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Thomas Hall after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

George Stokes knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Luton Town, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Mykhaylo Mudryk story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mykhaylo Mudryk signs something — a contract at Luton Town or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • The dugout No place in the plan for Ray Robert
  • Looking ahead Amad faces his old club
  • Squad A first senior shirt for Peter Hall
483 Edition

The Luton Town Post

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Caoimhin Kelleher keeps Luton Town in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Amad yet — 8.41

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.41 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Simphiwe Sithole has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Luton Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mykhaylo Mudryk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luton Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Iliass El Filali sends Luton Town past Gillingham

It finished 2‑0, and it was Iliass El Filali’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Luton Town.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Thomas Hall kept it short after the 2‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

No hiding place for Harry Gathercole

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Harry Gathercole, and the manager let it.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Luton Town man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Ray Robert was the best thing in any of them.

Market

Still no signature from Iliass El Filali

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Luton Town could get for him.

In brief

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The Luton Town Post

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Ray Robert takes the afternoon — 8.53

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ray Robert provided it, and the 8.53 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Tommy Neale is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Luton Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Mykhaylo Mudryk, 34, rolls back the years — 7.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.94 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Tuomas Collin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Luton Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Luton Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Amad is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ray Robert the difference as Luton Town beat Ipswich Town

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ray Robert. 2‑1 against Ipswich Town, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words exchanged at Luton Town

Tomi Adesena and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Tommy Neale gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Mateo Urrutia will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief

458 Edition

The Southampton Courier

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tom Fellows is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Southampton will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Noah Ajayi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southampton, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Ajayi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Ajayi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southampton the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Fotis Ioannidis wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Southampton hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Donte Frank in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Southampton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Postnikov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Alejandro Benítez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Southampton are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

The Tom Fellows talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southampton know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Loan watch

8 goals on loan for Ray Robert

39 appearances at Luton Town and the goals keep coming. Southampton are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

453 Edition

The Southampton Courier

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Luke Allen breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Chelsea come asking about Maximilian Jäger

Southampton did not want this conversation and are having it anyway. A manager wanted elsewhere is a manager whose next contract talk just became more expensive.

Market

Noah Ajayi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southampton they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nikita Postnikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Armando Rivas's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Southampton are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Southampton

Something was said to Nikola Jojić and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

Héctor Méndez is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Héctor Méndez has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Ray Robert’s exile

7 goals in 34 games at Luton Town — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Southampton updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Looking ahead

Lucas Herrington goes back to face Hull City

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Lucas Herrington’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Southampton needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

448 Edition

The Southampton Courier

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Noah Ajayi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noah Ajayi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southampton the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Southampton

Tom Fellows and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Southampton come up short against West Ham United

West Ham United left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Southampton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Postnikov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Simon Filipović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Maximilian Jäger faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Maximilian Jäger after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Lucas Herrington gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lucas Herrington is on it.

Market

The Tom Fellows story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Tom Fellows signs something — a contract at Southampton or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Ray Robert’s exile

7 goals in 30 games at Luton Town — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Southampton updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

In brief

447 Edition

The Luton Town Post

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Andrew Davies out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Luton Town lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Both of them Rio Ngumoha's — 8.45

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.45, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Andrew Davies puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Luton Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Rio Ngumoha

19 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Only the photograph left for Andrew Davies

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Andrew Davies will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Luton Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Iliass El Filali did the work nobody counts — 6.90

15 combined actions and 6.90. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Luton Town

Bobby Faulkner and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Luton Town walk away from Njabulo Hlongwane

$250.0K was the most the club would pay and Grimsby Town were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Boardroom

Luton Town beat the market to Bernardo Oliveira from Coventry City

Coventry City will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Bernardo Oliveira has pre-agreed a move to Luton Town, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

In brief

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The Luton Town Post

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Luton Town run riot against Hull City

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Rio Ngumoha's — 8.56

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.56, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Both of them Ray Robert's — 8.53

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.53, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Pedro Porro yet — 8.42

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.42 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Andrew Davies has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Luton Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Luton Town to lose Ashton McWilliams for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Ashton McWilliams has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Chris Donnell and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Rio Ngumoha sends Luton Town past Grimsby Town

It finished 3‑1, and it was Rio Ngumoha’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Luton Town.

Squad

A row about effort at Luton Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sebastian Thrussell was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

436 Edition

The Luton Town Post

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Ray Robert leads the rout of Queens Park Rangers

4‑0, and Ray Robert took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Luton Town tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Ray Robert scores twice — 8.35

Two goals and a mark of 8.35 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

A brace, and Rio Ngumoha takes the afternoon — 8.26

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Rio Ngumoha provided it, and the 8.26 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Mykhaylo Mudryk, 33, rolls back the years — 7.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.85 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Jason Collins: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Luton Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Mykhaylo Mudryk and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sebastian Thrussell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Andrew Davies

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Talks stall between Luton Town and Chris Donnell

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

435 Edition

The Luton Town Post

27 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Luton Town

Mykhaylo Mudryk and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Simphiwe Sithole gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Simphiwe Sithole has just signed for Luton Town, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Iliass El Filali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Watford take the points off Luton Town

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ray Robert

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ray Robert, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Mykhaylo Mudryk beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

10 new faces, and Luton Town are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Thomas Hall left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Louay Ben Hassine has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Luton Town will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

424 Edition

The Luton Town Post

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Charlie Finney

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Charlie Finney will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Luton Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

No deal for Federico Dimarco at that price

Luton Town offered $1.9M; Manchester City said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Mykhaylo Mudryk and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Luton Town to Calvin Bassey

The clock did what Chelsea would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

Words at Luton Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Iliass El Filali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Cardiff City tell Luton Town: Oliwier Zych is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Charlie Finney

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Finney, and the manager let it.

Market

Luton Town and Iliass El Filali are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Rui Barbosa has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Luton Town will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

423 Edition

The Luton Town Post

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Not going: Dennis Bossman stays at Luton Town

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Ipswich Town had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.9M for Federico Dimarco

Luton Town have gone to Manchester City with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Nathan Wood hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Luton Town can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Luton Town close the window on a squad of their own making

15 in and 16 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ray Robert

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Luton Town have done the hard part with Southampton, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

No deal for Illan Wood at that price

Luton Town offered $820.0K; Stoke City said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

An offer of $250.0K for Njabulo Hlongwane

Luton Town have gone to Grimsby Town with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

A falling-out at Luton Town

Chris Donnell and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Luton Town end the wait against Southampton

It had gone 6 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

In brief

422 Edition

The Southampton Courier

28 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Southampton rebuffed over Ryan Francisco

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Chelsea have kept their man, and Southampton go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Ray Robert has said yes to Grimsby Town

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Southampton have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Southampton turn down Burton Albion for Jaydan Kamason

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Yu Hirakawa yet — 8.24

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.24 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Transfer targets

Freddie Simmonds is a medical away from Southampton

The deal with Brighton is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Jan Paul van Hecke rejects the move

Southampton had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Tottenham, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Southampton to lose Marquinho for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Marquinho has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Southampton

Donte Frank was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Louie Sibley sends Southampton past Birmingham

It finished 2‑0, and it was Louie Sibley’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Southampton.

In brief

418 Edition

The Luton Town Post

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Benjamin Collins out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Luton Town lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Nicolás Churín hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Luton Town can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Ipswich Town tell Luton Town: Paulo Reis is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ray Robert

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Luton Town have done the hard part with Southampton, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

An offer of $510.0K for Wilfried Singo

Luton Town have gone to Chelsea with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Chris Donnell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Luton Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Luton Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Iliass El Filali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Luton Town try to borrow Finley McAllister

Stockport County have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

When it matters, Dennis Bossman plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

416 Edition

The Southampton Courier

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Alex Gilbert frozen out at Southampton

This is not rotation. Alex Gilbert has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Southampton is pretending otherwise.

Market

Giacomo Marconi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southampton, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Thomas Corigliano wants more than Southampton are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Noah Ajayi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southampton they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Freddie Simmonds turns down Southampton

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Brighton keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

Ray Robert attracts admirers

The name of Ray Robert has come up in conversations Southampton were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Southampton rebuffed over Mycael

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Nottingham Forest have kept their man, and Southampton go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Southampton

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ben Johnson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Héctor Méndez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Héctor Méndez and Southampton agree another 4 years.

In brief

415 Edition

The Southampton Courier

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zach Jeacock agrees terms with Everton

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Southampton people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Bogdan Buşe puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southampton, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Southampton turn down Gillingham for Ray Robert

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Southampton rebuffed over Jurriën Timber

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Tottenham have kept their man, and Southampton go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Karlo Stapić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Karlo Stapić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southampton the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Sepp van den Berg rejects the move

Southampton had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Arsenal, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Southampton to lose Karlo Stapić for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Karlo Stapić has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words at Southampton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thomas Wright is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jan Knapík in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

414 Edition

The Bolton Wanderers Herald

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Bolton Wanderers spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Bolton Wanderers

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Bolton Wanderers say no — this time

The offer from Salford City for Jacob Render was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Duvan Giraldo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bolton Wanderers can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Quinn Schutter

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Quinn Schutter will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bolton Wanderers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Bolton Wanderers

Kyrell Malcolm and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bolton Wanderers training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leo Shahar is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Bolton Wanderers agree a free transfer for Evagoras Charalabous

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Transfer targets

Bolton Wanderers rebuffed over Paul Reverson

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Stoke City have kept their man, and Bolton Wanderers go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

413 Edition

The Southampton Courier

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jaydan Kamason breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ray Robert has said yes to Blackpool

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Southampton have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Southampton say no — this time

The offer from Tranmere Rovers for Jaydan Kamason was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Arthur Parker hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southampton can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Southampton

Tom Fellows was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Nikita Postnikov would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Nikita Postnikov is living that version at Southampton, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Pedro Porro due for a Southampton medical

Everything agreed with Tottenham, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Reiss Elliott-Parris

Southampton asked and Bradford City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Souleymane Coulibaly will join Southampton for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Souleymane Coulibaly has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Southampton have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

411 Edition

The Southampton Courier

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jaydan Kamason out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southampton will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Terms done: Fábio Jaló is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Cambridge United waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Southampton is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Karim Bata puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southampton, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Southampton sell Vakhtang Salia for $8.8M

Vakhtang Salia has left for Gillingham in a $8.8M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Millwall come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Southampton did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The dugout

Kristian Pavol Stručka: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southampton have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Tottenham tell Southampton: Jurriën Timber is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Luis Blanco rejects the move

Southampton had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Manchester City, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Karim Bata wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Southampton know it.

In brief

408 Edition

The Southampton Courier

22 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

67 days out for Jaydan Kamason after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Southampton will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Vakhtang Salia is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Southampton is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Loan watch

22 clean sheets on loan for Oliver Whatmuff

43 appearances at Wycombe Wanderers and the goals have stopped going in. Southampton lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

The dugout

Alex Gilbert frozen out at Southampton

This is not rotation. Alex Gilbert has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Southampton is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Sydie Peck in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Southampton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ben Johnson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Armando Rivas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Southampton can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Lucas Herrington gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Lucas Herrington is on it.

Market

The Tom Fellows question follows Southampton around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tom Fellows’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

406 Edition

The Southampton Courier

8 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jaydan Kamason out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southampton will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Fotis Ioannidis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Fotis Ioannidis and Southampton agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tom Fellows in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southampton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Ray Robert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Southampton is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Southampton are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Market

Fábio Jaló is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Southampton has been clear about where Fábio Jaló stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Still no ink between Southampton and Ben Johnson

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Southampton, another week without a signature from Ben Johnson.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gassan Ahadme

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gassan Ahadme, and the manager let it.

Market

Thomas Corigliano linked with a move away

The name of Thomas Corigliano keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Southampton say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief