Yusuf Mohammed

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27 Sep 2028
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Marked for Yusuf Mohammed

108 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Sadeeq Abdulahi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Wikki Tourists turn down Kwara United for Abdullahi Usman

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Wasiu Falolu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wasiu Falolu, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Jerry Alex runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Usman Abba conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Warri Wolves will make the call about Usman Abba this week. Wikki Tourists have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

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The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Wikki Tourists turn down Warri Wolves for Usman Abba

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Eyes on Chizoba Okoh again

The phone has started ringing about Chizoba Okoh again, and this time the name on the line is El-Kanemi Warriors. Wikki Tourists are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jerry Alex

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Wikki Tourists see off Warri Wolves

Three points for Wikki Tourists, 1‑0 the final word against Warri Wolves in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Wasiu Falolu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Muttaka Musa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Yusuf Mohammed shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Saifullahi Yusuf gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

82 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Bamidele Adeniyi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Abdullahi Usman is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Wikki Tourists is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Shuaibu Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Remo Stars take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Amiru Maidawa out for 32 days

The medical room confirms 32 days on the sidelines for Amiru Maidawa, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shuaibu Ibrahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Wasiu Falolu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Aliyu Mamuda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

76 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Suleiman Badaru puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Abubakar Taheer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Shuaibu Ibrahim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shuaibu Ibrahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Kano Pillars

Kano Pillars left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

El-Kanemi Warriors expected to open talks for Chizoba Okoh

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Wikki Tourists will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Abubakar Taheer

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Chizoba Okoh knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Wikki Tourists, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.59 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

49 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Godswill Utum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Isah Ndala breaks a bone — 45 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 45 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Wikki Tourists say no — this time

The offer from Plateau United for Abdullahi Usman was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Remo Stars

Remo Stars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Wikki Tourists and Wasiu Falolu

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Market

Warri Wolves are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Wikki Tourists will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

44 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Isah Ndala out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Godswill Utum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Sadeeq Abubakar takes the afternoon — 8.21

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Sadeeq Abubakar provided it, and the 8.21 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Isah Ndala: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Sadeeq Abubakar’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Sadeeq Abubakar scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Kwara United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

7 goals as Wikki Tourists and Kwara United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Wikki Tourists and Kwara United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Yusuf Mohammed

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusuf Mohammed, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Shuaibu Ibrahim

Marked 8.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

38 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Sani Ibrahim asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists find a way past Bendel Insurance

Bendel Insurance made Wikki Tourists work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

No hiding place for Yusuf Mohammed

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusuf Mohammed, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sadeeq Abubakar

Marked 8.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Wasiu Falolu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Klinshak Longbak in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Zilkifilu Rabiu

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

37 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

21 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Abubakar Taheer asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Abdullahi Usman has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Wikki Tourists they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Abubakar Taheer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against El-Kanemi Warriors

El-Kanemi Warriors left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jerry Isaac gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wasiu Falolu

Marked 8.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

36 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Shuaibu Ibrahim runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Abubakar Taheer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zilkifilu Rabiu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Plateau United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Shuaibu Ibrahim knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Shuaibu Ibrahim trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Sadeeq Abubakar

Marked 5.35, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Yusuf Mohammed

A mark of 5.63 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

35 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Godswill Utum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sadeeq Abubakar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Abubakar Taheer

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Shuaibu Ibrahim asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Imamu Bala

Marked 5.41, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.50 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

34 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 20 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Sani Ibrahim puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jonathan Mairiga keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Wasiu Falolu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Niger Tornadoes take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Shuaibu Ibrahim

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Yusuf Mohammed gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

30 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for John Taiwo

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jerry Isaac puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ahmad Lamido at 21 — 7.63

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ahmad Lamido did not need any: 7.63, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Remo Stars

Remo Stars left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Abubakar Taheer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Shuaibu Ibrahim runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

24 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Imamu Bala puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Market

Wikki Tourists say no — this time

The offer from Kun Khalifat for Abdullahi Usman was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zilkifilu Rabiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Abubakar Taheer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Yusuf Mohammed

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusuf Mohammed, and the manager let it.

Market

Niger Tornadoes expected to open talks for Imamu Bala

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Wikki Tourists will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Talks stall between Wikki Tourists and Wasiu Falolu

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Kano Pillars

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief