Johan Hoxer

Right Back - BA All Stars
31 Oct 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Johan Hoxer

216 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

16 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Samuel Inusah at 20 — 7.87

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Samuel Inusah did not need any: 7.87, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Andrew Atiemo keeps BA All Stars in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Gladson Nuhu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at BA All Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Johan Hoxer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

The terraces

BA All Stars supporters have found a favourite in Baba Annan

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Baba Annan has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Baba Annan

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Gladson Nuhu has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Alex Onchwari falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Baba Annan answers Hearts of Oak immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Baba Annan had BA All Stars level again within 4 minutes, and Hearts of Oak never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

Back issues
212 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

19 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Real improvement from Johan Hoxer at BA All Stars

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Johan Hoxer is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Baba Annan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gladson Nuhu has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

203 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at BA All Stars

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Remember the name: Samuel Inusah

He is 20, he is averaging 7.12, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Onchwari is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

200 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gladson Nuhu is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at BA All Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Alex Onchwari falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Johan Hoxer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

194 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at BA All Stars has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

BA All Stars are in real trouble now

Position 14, 26 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Alex Onchwari falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Johan Hoxer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Andrew Atiemo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Christian Afful is still paying for one afternoon at BA All Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

178 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at BA All Stars spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Nowhere to hide for BA All Stars

0‑3 against Hearts of Oak, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Every point is an argument now for BA All Stars

Position 15 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Johan Hoxer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” BA All Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Afriyie Gyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andrew Atiemo lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kwame Inusah is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at BA All Stars

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Samuel Inusah

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

164 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for BA All Stars

A 0‑3 beating by WAFA was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

7 matches without a win for BA All Stars

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around BA All Stars are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Afriyie Gyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Onchwari is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johan Hoxer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at BA All Stars

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kwame Inusah

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Costly mistake from Andrew Atiemo

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Andrew Atiemo knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

An afternoon Nana Annan will want back

Marked 5.45. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

163 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrew Atiemo keeps BA All Stars in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

6 matches without a win for BA All Stars

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around BA All Stars are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nana Nuhu, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.68

A mark of 7.68 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Baba Annan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Johan Hoxer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Johan Hoxer and BA All Stars agree another 3 years.

Squad

Kwame Inusah falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Andrew Atiemo

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Edmund Owusu

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Point won or two lost for BA All Stars?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Hearts of Oak? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

159 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at BA All Stars

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at BA All Stars is running low.

Market

Osman Adjei asks to leave BA All Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

At 19, Samuel Inusah is already the best thing here

An average of 7.05 in a first team he is several years too young for. BA All Stars have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

In brief

154 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at BA All Stars spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

BA All Stars sink to position 15

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

The WAFA deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Gladson Nuhu reports back to BA All Stars with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

In brief

152 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

No hiding place for Kwame Inusah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kwame Inusah, and the manager let it.

Squad

Emmanuel Mensah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Hoxer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

149 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

BA All Stars put Albert Owusu on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at BA All Stars

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Baba Annan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Baba Annan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Baba Annan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Hoxer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Edmund Owusu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

146 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at BA All Stars has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

BA All Stars are in real trouble now

Position 15, 25 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Emmanuel Mensah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

143 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at BA All Stars

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at BA All Stars is running low.

Market

Osman Adjei hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what BA All Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Remember the name: Samuel Inusah

He is 19, he is averaging 7.05, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

141 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Afriyie Gyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kwame Inusah is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Johan Hoxer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Johan Hoxer and BA All Stars agree another 3 years.

In brief

140 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

BA All Stars spell it out for Albert Owusu

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Albert Owusu has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Emmanuel Mensah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” BA All Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Emmanuel Mensah was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Hoxer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of David Addo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

$2.6M taken back off the BA All Stars table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

136 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Albert Owusu has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at BA All Stars can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

A first appearance Johan Hoxer will want to forget — 5.63

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.63, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Afriyie Gyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kwame Inusah falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for BA All Stars against Inter Allies

0‑1 to Inter Allies, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nana Annan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Baba Annan

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Baba Annan has come out of that comparison in the side, and BA All Stars have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Player ratings

Kwame Inusah runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

$2.6M taken back off the BA All Stars table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

125 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to BA All Stars's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at BA All Stars has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Nana Annan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what BA All Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Andrew Atiemo keeps BA All Stars in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ernest Kyereh at 16 — 8.12

The hardest thing about being 16 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ernest Kyereh did not need any: 8.12, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Emmanuel Mensah in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Andrew Atiemo

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Honours even between BA All Stars and Hasaacas

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Shae Cahill has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Johan Hoxer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief