Reda Kafi

Left Midfielder - Shimal
18 Mar 2033
Friday
Process

Marked for Reda Kafi

340 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Elmin Bayramov damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Kevin Arnautovic asks to leave Shimal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Cavid Ismayilov due for a Shimal medical

Everything agreed with Sumgayit, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tommaso Arrigoni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Shimal this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rui Costa wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Shimal can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Shimal rebuffed over Afran Sadygov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Sumgayit have kept their man, and Shimal go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Cavanşir Şahbazli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Merih Under

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Merih Under, and the manager let it.

Market

The clock does Nihad Tamazov’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Shimal could ask drops and the wages Nihad Tamazov can ask rise.

In brief

Back issues
338 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Elmin Bayramov out for 105 days

105 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Shimal lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Shimal sink to position 9

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Jack Whatmough puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Shimal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Qara Amirguliyev

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Shimal have done the hard part with Kapaz, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Shimal

Tommaso Arrigoni and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Elmin Bayramov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Shimal are $3.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Reda Kafi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Shimal ask about Rahid Garayev

A loan enquiry to Karvan: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

335 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Shimal spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Shimal

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Shimal is running low.

Market

Tommaso Arrigoni hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Shimal can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Shimal

Elmin Bayramov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Shimal come up short against Imishli

Imishli left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

159% of the income goes out in wages at Shimal

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nail Alışov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nail Alışov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Reda Kafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

334 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Shimal sink to position 8

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Jack Whatmough asks to leave Shimal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Miki yet — 7.99

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.99 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Shimal

Elmin Bayramov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cavanşir Şahbazli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Shimal get the job done against Jabrayil

A 1‑0 win over Jabrayil, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Shimal are $4.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Player ratings

Reda Kafi was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

333 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

11 saves: Nail Alışov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 11 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Henry Ward hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Shimal can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Maksim Medvedev says Shimal went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Shimal

Tommaso Arrigoni and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Shimal

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Cavanşir Şahbazli was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Reda Kafi

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Shimal find a way past Sporting Baku

Sporting Baku made Shimal work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

Shimal cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Michalis Chatziprodromou is slowing down

At 33, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

In brief

329 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jack Whatmough asks to leave Shimal

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Shimal

Cavanşir Şahbazli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Shimal cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Reda Kafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nihad Tamazov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Shimal, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Shimal and Merih Under are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Cavanşir Şahbazli

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Elmin Bayramov

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Mingachevir in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Squad

Tommaso Arrigoni still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Shimal would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

326 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Shimal

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Shimal are in real trouble now

Position 10, 3 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Shimal

Tommaso Arrigoni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tommaso Arrigoni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Sumgayit take the points off Shimal

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Shimal are $3.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Match

The half-term report on Shimal

Position 10, 3 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Reda Kafi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

318 Edition

The Shimal Chronicle

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Shimal

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Shimal are no longer polite ones.

Market

Tommaso Arrigoni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Shimal, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The goals have deserted Shimal

6 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Shimal can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Shimal

Tommaso Arrigoni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Shimal training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cavanşir Şahbazli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Shimal against Mingachevir

0‑1 to Mingachevir, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Shimal are $3.8M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

William Kenndal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief