Eduardo Pletsch

Goalkeeper - Imishli
25 Dec 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Eduardo Pletsch

119 Edition

The Imishli Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Iago Dias

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Imishli lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Dimitrij Abdullayev has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Imishli can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Andrey Sinenko keeps Imishli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

$482.2K of the owner's money at Imishli

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Qarabag take the points off Imishli

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Willyam Maranhão counts the days

“I watch every Imishli game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Turan Tovuz runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Words at Imishli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezekiel Morgan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bahadur Həziyev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

The half-term report on Imishli

Position 9, 10 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

In brief

Back issues
111 Edition

The Imishli Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Dimitrij Abdullayev confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

The dugout

Felipe: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Imishli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

AEL tell Imishli: Miljan Škrbić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A falling-out at Imishli

Roni Lobo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Imishli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ben Woods is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ben Woods

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Ante Knezović signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ante Knezović commits to Imishli for another 1 years.

The dugout

Juninho asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

No place for Həzrət İsayev in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Həzrət İsayev has his answer from Imishli; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

110 Edition

The Imishli Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Imishli's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Imishli has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Imishli close the window on a squad of their own making

18 in and 20 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Eduardo Pletsch due for a Imishli medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Imishli

Andrey Sinenko and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Remo tell Imishli: Douglas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Boardroom

Wages eat 145% of everything Imishli earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

A bad afternoon for Imishli against Sumgayit

0‑1 to Sumgayit, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Roni Lobo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Imishli reaches $29.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $29.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief

  • The dugout Pablo gets it from the manager
  • Squad A step back for Iago Dias at Imishli
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
102 Edition

The Karvan Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Umarali Rahmonaliyev says no to Qarabag

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Umarali Rahmonaliyev had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Squad

Alassane Coulibaly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Karvan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Emilio Troncoso

Karvan asked and São Luiz said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Home is on Eduardo Pletsch's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Karvan are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Still no ink between Karvan and Nanu

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Karvan, another week without a signature from Nanu.

The dugout

Xəyal Əliyev knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Karvan, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kamran Ibrahimov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Marquinhos linked with a move away

The name of Marquinhos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Karvan say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

101 Edition

The Karvan Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Karvan

Position 9 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Eyes on Umarali Rahmonaliyev again

The phone has started ringing about Umarali Rahmonaliyev again, and this time the name on the line is Qarabag. Karvan are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Sabail come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Karvan did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Luis Meneses is a medical away from Karvan

The deal with Fenix is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Marquinhos wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Karvan can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A falling-out at Karvan

Mattia Sangalli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Karvan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xəyal Əliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Penedense tell Karvan: Leandro Silva is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Umarali Rahmonaliyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

100 Edition

The Karvan Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Karvan boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Gavi Thompson asks to leave Karvan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Terms done: Kamran Ibrahimov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kapaz waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Karvan is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Shaquill Sno is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Karvan is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Home is on Johnatan Cardoso's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Karvan are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Words exchanged at Karvan

Alassane Coulibaly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Karvan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Leo Farrell

Karvan asked and Bentonit Ijevan said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Sabail join the queue for Eduardo Pletsch

Add another name to the list: Sabail have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Eduardo Pletsch. The answer from Karvan has not changed — yet.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages eat 92% of everything Karvan earn
  • Transfer targets A loan move for Luis Meneses is in the works
  • The dugout A promise honoured at Karvan
95 Edition

The Karvan Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Karvan board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A falling-out at Karvan

Alassane Coulibaly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Time is catching up with Joy-Slayd Mickels

Everybody at Karvan saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 34 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

No hiding place for Shaquill Sno

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Shaquill Sno, and the manager let it.

The dugout

A door opens for Vüsal İsgəndərli

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

93 Edition

The Karvan Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Karvan

Position 9 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Leandro signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leandro commits to Karvan for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Karvan

Alassane Coulibaly was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Karvan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Eduardo Pletsch's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Karvan are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

No hiding place for Patrick Allan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Allan, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Umarali Rahmonaliyev knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Umarali Rahmonaliyev trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Marquinhos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Karvan know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Vüsal Məsimov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Karvan will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

91 Edition

The Karvan Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Karvan spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Johnatan Cardoso wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Karvan can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A falling-out at Karvan

Alassane Coulibaly and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Eduardo Pletsch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nanu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nanu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

88 Edition

The Karvan Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Karvan

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Karvan is running low.

Market

Only the photograph left for Shaquill Sno

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Shaquill Sno will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Karvan the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Vüsal İsgəndərli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Vüsal İsgəndərli and Karvan agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Karvan

Alassane Coulibaly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Xəyal Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Xəyal Əliyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Karvan and Mattia Sangalli are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at Karvan until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with Karvan this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

Squad

Alassane Coulibaly loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Alassane Coulibaly. Karvan will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

87 Edition

The Karvan Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Karvan has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A falling-out at Karvan

Xəyal Əliyev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Umarali Rahmonaliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Umarali Rahmonaliyev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Karvan keep their word to Umarali Rahmonaliyev

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

The Moise Ngwisani story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Moise Ngwisani signs something — a contract at Karvan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

66 Edition

The Karvan Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Camilo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Karvan can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Xəyal Əliyev was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Karvan

Thiago Rodrigues and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Karvan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xəyal Əliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 148% of the Karvan income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thiago Rodrigues

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A step back for Abiodun Toheeb at Karvan

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Squad

Eduardo Pletsch wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Karvan know it.

Match

Karvan and Jabrayil take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

  • The dugout Umarali Rahmonaliyev knocks on the manager's door
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Adailson
57 Edition

The Karvan Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Karvan spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Umarali Rahmonaliyev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Karvan can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for Karvan

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Karvan are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Abiodun Toheeb says Karvan went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Xəyal Əliyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Karvan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Karvan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sávio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Adailson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Karvan against MOIK Baku

0‑1 to MOIK Baku, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Karvan lose Javid Amirguliyev

30 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

39 Edition

The Karvan Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Karvan

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Karvan is running low.

Squad

Thiago Rodrigues in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Karvan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Karvan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sávio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Eduardo Pletsch wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Karvan can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Joy-Slayd Mickels knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Karvan, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

A door opens for Kamran Ibrahimov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief