Caleb Kramer

Goalkeeper - Betis
5 Sep 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Caleb Kramer

469 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Daniel Au Yeong out for 113 days

113 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. AJ Auxerre lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Isak Jansson asks to leave AJ Auxerre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Evan Irene has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AJ Auxerre they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Gabriel Grando is a medical away from AJ Auxerre

The deal with AS Saint-Etienne is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Isak Jansson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

AJ Auxerre rebuffed over Yaël Thébault

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Lorient have kept their man, and AJ Auxerre go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo Crombez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Crombez, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Caleb Kramer knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Caleb Kramer trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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465 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Caleb Kramer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at AJ Auxerre, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Victor Moinet turns Paris FC down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Transfer targets

Timothée Pembélé is a medical away from AJ Auxerre

The deal with Monaco is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

FC Villefranche join the queue for Đorđe Đorđić

Add another name to the list: FC Villefranche have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Đorđe Đorđić. The answer from AJ Auxerre has not changed — yet.

Market

Only the photograph left for Evan Irene

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Evan Irene will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around AJ Auxerre the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Isak Jansson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

AJ Auxerre rebuffed over Jonathan Fischer

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Lorient have kept their man, and AJ Auxerre go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo Crombez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Crombez, and the manager let it.

In brief

463 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mattéo Escouflaire has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AJ Auxerre they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ruben Bloem hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AJ Auxerre can pretend not to have heard.

Market

AJ Auxerre turn down LB Chateauroux for Victor Moinet

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Otabek Ahadov for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. AJ Auxerre will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Transfer targets

Simon Ebonog turns down AJ Auxerre

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Le Havre AC keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Boardroom

Calum Anderson has agreed to leave AJ Auxerre for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Home is on Otabek Ahadov's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; AJ Auxerre are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Đorđe Đorđić in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AJ Auxerre this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Olympique de Marseille tell AJ Auxerre: Anthony Rouault is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

462 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nikola Puškar is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at AJ Auxerre is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Stiven Palomeque hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AJ Auxerre can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at AJ Auxerre training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Isak Jansson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

AJ Auxerre rebuffed over Élohim Kaboré

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. LOSC Lille have kept their man, and AJ Auxerre go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Caleb Kramer is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at AJ Auxerre has been clear about where Caleb Kramer stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

LB Chateauroux join the queue for Victor Moinet

Add another name to the list: LB Chateauroux have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Victor Moinet. The answer from AJ Auxerre has not changed — yet.

Squad

Hans Fischer is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Hans Fischer has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Dehmaine Tabibou is in the works

AJ Auxerre have made the call to Eintracht Frankfurt. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

461 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vladislav Krolik has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AJ Auxerre they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Hervé Boua Dié says AJ Auxerre went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Destin Banzouzi asks to leave AJ Auxerre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ryan Rodin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Enzo Crombez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Crombez, and the manager let it.

Market

AJ Auxerre put Caleb Kramer up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Caleb Kramer may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

The Ryan Rodin question follows AJ Auxerre around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ryan Rodin’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Gonzalo González knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at AJ Auxerre, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

458 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Amiens SC part company with the manager

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Saliou Diop

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Amiens SC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Amiens SC

Beaten 0‑3 by Stade Brestois, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

Amiens SC have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Match

Amiens SC finish in position 18

15 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Match

No end in sight to Amiens SC's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Amiens SC has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mohamed Abdelfattah

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mohamed Abdelfattah will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Caleb Kramer keeps Amiens SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Amiens SC for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

In brief

457 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vladislav Krolik is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at AJ Auxerre is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Destin Banzouzi asks to leave AJ Auxerre

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at AJ Auxerre training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Isak Jansson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nikola Puškar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Jonathan Santos wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and AJ Auxerre know it.

Market

Talks stall between AJ Auxerre and Vladislav Krolik

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Enzo Crombez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Calum Anderson has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and AJ Auxerre will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

457 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Saliou Diop out for 118 days

118 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Amiens SC lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Amiens SC are in real trouble now

Position 18, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caleb Kramer

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Amiens SC

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Camron Delgado hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Amiens SC can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for Amiens SC

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Amiens SC are no longer polite ones.

Market

Seppe Valkeneers is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Amiens SC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Amiens SC

Saliou Diop and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Amiens SC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Abdulaziz Al-Othman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

456 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Saliou Diop

125 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Amiens SC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Amiens SC spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Seppe Valkeneers asks to leave Amiens SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Csongor Papp

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Csongor Papp will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

No end in sight to Amiens SC's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Amiens SC has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Amiens SC

Mattéo Guendouzi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Seppe Valkeneers signs for Stade Brestois while still at Amiens SC

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Seppe Valkeneers has agreed terms with Stade Brestois for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A row about effort at Amiens SC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Camron Delgado was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Caleb Kramer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

454 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

17 saves: Caleb Kramer was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 17 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Saliou Diop

141 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Amiens SC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Amiens SC

0‑3 against Olympique Lyonnais, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Mohamed Abdelfattah is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Amiens SC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Gonzalo Piñeiro puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Amiens SC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Amiens SC

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Amiens SC are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Amiens SC

Faris and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Home is on Abdulaziz Al-Othman's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Amiens SC are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Amiens SC are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

  • The dugout Camron Delgado gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Inquest at Amiens SC
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
453 Edition

The AJ Auxerre Sentinel

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ousmane Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AJ Auxerre they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Destin Banzouzi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at AJ Auxerre, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at AJ Auxerre

Đorđe Đorđić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Isak Jansson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Talks stall between AJ Auxerre and Mattéo Escouflaire

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Lorenzo Depuidt is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Lorenzo Depuidt has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Angelo D'Ambrosio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Mattéo Escouflaire loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Mattéo Escouflaire. AJ Auxerre will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The dugout

Máximo Leguizamón asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

452 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Amiens SC spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Caleb Kramer stands alone

10 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Charles Bernard damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Seppe Valkeneers hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Amiens SC can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Csongor Papp

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Csongor Papp will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdulaziz Al-Othman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Csongor Papp in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Amiens SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Amiens SC against Paris Saint-Germain

1‑2 to Paris Saint-Germain, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Seppe Valkeneers

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • The dugout A fresh start for Mattéo Guendouzi under the new man
  • The dugout the manager faces the questions
  • Boardroom 88% of the income goes out in wages at Amiens SC
450 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Charles Bernard damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

9 saves: Caleb Kramer was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Mohamed Abdelfattah has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Gonzalo Piñeiro asks to leave Amiens SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Amiens SC

Day 39 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A falling-out at Amiens SC

Saliou Diop and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Camron Delgado falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais take the points off Amiens SC

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Abdulaziz Al-Othman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

448 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Amiens SC board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Charles Bernard damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Amiens SC

A 0‑3 beating by AS Saint-Etienne was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

8 matches without a win for Amiens SC

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Amiens SC are no longer polite ones.

Market

Seppe Valkeneers puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Amiens SC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Csongor Papp

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Csongor Papp will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

6 saves: Caleb Kramer was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Faris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Amiens SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdulaziz Al-Othman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Match The goals have deserted Amiens SC
  • The dugout Caleb Kramer gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom 111% of the income goes out in wages at Amiens SC
447 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Caleb Kramer

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Amiens SC out of the cup

Monaco ended it 0‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

The wait goes on for Amiens SC

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

A cup embarrassment at Monaco follows Amiens SC home

0-3. Going out of a cup is one afternoon; going out like that is a week of phone-ins, and the manager will hear every one of them.

Squad

Chihab El Mehdi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Chihab El Mehdi has just signed for Amiens SC, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

Stéphane Cueni puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Amiens SC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Harry Hawkins

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Harry Hawkins will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Amiens SC rebuffed over Ajdin Muminovic

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. FC Nantes have kept their man, and Amiens SC go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Tempers go at Amiens SC

Csongor Papp was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

442 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Kacper Łukasiak puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Amiens SC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Mohamed Abdelfattah has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Caleb Kramer keeps Amiens SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A move Tebogo Moreri would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Tebogo Moreri is living that version at Amiens SC, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Tempers go at Amiens SC

Mattéo Guendouzi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ajdin Muminovic

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Amiens SC have done the hard part with FC Nantes, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Boardroom

Jakub Křišťan has agreed to leave Amiens SC for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Market

Amiens SC sell Nathan Gnémagnon for $350.0K

Nathan Gnémagnon has left for OGC Nice in a $350.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

The dugout

Mattéo Guendouzi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

440 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Amiens SC

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Amiens SC are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at Amiens SC has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Caleb Kramer wins the shoot-out

2 kept out from twelve yards, and a stadium that will describe each of them for twenty years. A goalkeeper needs one night like this in a career, and this was it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Amiens SC

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Amiens SC through in the cup

A 1‑1 win over Paris Saint-Germain, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Mohamed Abdelfattah hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Amiens SC can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mihai Toma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mihai Toma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Amiens SC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Gian Vogt says Amiens SC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Mattéo Guendouzi wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Amiens SC hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

In brief

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439 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Amiens SC

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Zyed Beltaief asks to leave Amiens SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

David Ruiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Caleb Kramer stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Boardroom

Amiens SC to lose Mohamed Abdelfattah for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Mohamed Abdelfattah has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Kacper Łukasiak in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Amiens SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathieu Hoareau is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Monaco take the points off Amiens SC

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Andreas Müller is slowing down

At 34, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

In brief

437 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Amiens SC

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Amiens SC

Position 17 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Kacper Łukasiak has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Caleb Kramer stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Gonzalo Piñeiro hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Amiens SC can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Amiens SC

Zyed Beltaief and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A move Alessandro Lamorte would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Alessandro Lamorte is living that version at Amiens SC, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kacper Łukasiak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 127% of everything Amiens SC earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

436 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Amiens SC

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Amiens SC can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Amiens SC board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

8 matches without a win for Amiens SC

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Amiens SC are no longer polite ones.

Market

Mihai Toma has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Camron Delgado asks to leave Amiens SC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Caleb Kramer keeps Amiens SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Frankie Edwards: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Amiens SC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

An order from above at Amiens SC: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

In brief

435 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

27 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Amiens SC

0‑4 against Paris Saint-Germain, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Zyed Beltaief puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Amiens SC, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Amiens SC's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Amiens SC has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

David Ruiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Amiens SC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Caleb Kramer keeps Amiens SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at Amiens SC

Mattéo Guendouzi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kacper Łukasiak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Seppe Valkeneers

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Inquest at Amiens SC

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

431 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Camron Delgado hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Amiens SC can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Caleb Kramer keeps Amiens SC in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

David Ruiz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Amiens SC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Harry Hawkins keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Amiens SC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Zyed Beltaief in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Amiens SC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kacper Łukasiak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Amiens SC against Stade de Reims

0‑1 to Stade de Reims, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Talks stall between Amiens SC and Kacper Łukasiak

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

430 Edition

The Amiens SC Post

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

David Stanojević has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Amiens SC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Amiens SC

Zyed Beltaief and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Faris’s goal not enough for Amiens SC

Faris scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to AS Saint-Etienne, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Caleb Kramer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Amiens SC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Stanojević is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Kyrylo Pashko makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Zyed Beltaief beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 12. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Still no signature from Kacper Łukasiak

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Amiens SC could get for him.

In brief