Bartosz Kuśmierczyk

Central Midfielder - Lillestrom
17 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Bartosz Kuśmierczyk

86 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gustav Nyheim in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lillestrom this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lillestrom training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nemanja Radoja is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Gustav Nyheim asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

Back issues
85 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Lillestrom are in real trouble now

Position 14, 30 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Sturla Ottesen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Lillestrom, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kevin Krygård in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lillestrom this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Bartosz Kuśmierczyk would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Bartosz Kuśmierczyk is living that version at Lillestrom, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Nemanja Radoja falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

5 new faces, and Lillestrom are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

80 Edition

The Pogon Gazette

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Benjamin Mendy damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Pogon

Valentin Cojocaru was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

8 goals as Pogon and Lech go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Pogon and Lech, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Pogon training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Prince Adu Kwabena is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Éder Balanta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Éder Balanta, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Musa Juwara in the eights

A performance of 8.80 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Prince Adu Kwabena

Marked 8.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Honours even between Pogon and Lech

4‑4, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Loan watch

Kacper Smoliński has made Piast’s shirt his own

27 starts now, an average of 6.64, and the team sheet at Piast has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief