Gilles van der Wal

Central Midfielder - Kifisia
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Gilles van der Wal

736 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

3 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Kifisia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Kifisia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

No end in sight to Kifisia's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kifisia has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Kifisia

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Miroslav Vaněček stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Miroslav Vaněček and Kifisia agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Fotios Donis in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Kifisia share the spoils with AEK

A 2‑2 draw with AEK leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

Back issues
732 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

6 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilles van der Wal says Kifisia went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

690 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

17 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Fotios Donis breaks Volos NPS hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Fotios Donis scored in the 88th minute, Volos NPS had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Kifisia took the lot.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michalis Pardalos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Fotios Donis sends Kifisia past Volos NPS

It finished 2‑1, and it was Fotios Donis’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kifisia.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fotios Donis

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Michalis Pardalos

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

The Dimitris Theodoridis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Dimitris Theodoridis signs something — a contract at Kifisia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

689 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

10 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 23 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 23 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michalis Pardalos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kifisia

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kifisia are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kifisia are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against AEL Larisa

0‑2 to AEL Larisa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Zacharias Petousis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

688 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

3 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Kifisia

1‑5 against OFI, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos keeps Kifisia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The cup run ends for Kifisia

1‑2 against AEK, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Zacharias Petousis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Zacharias Petousis commits to Kifisia for another 4 years.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Aaron Nour among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Aaron Nour on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kifisia and OFI.

Player ratings

Apostolos Papastathopulos turns it into his own net

Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Kifisia deserved better, and so did he.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Aaron Nour

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

687 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

26 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Florian Thomas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Florian Thomas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kifisia the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

PAOK take the points off Kifisia

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kifisia and PAOK in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

686 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

19 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michalis Pardalos

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Emil Kulusevski

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Dimitris Theodoridis the difference as Kifisia beat Panetolikos

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Dimitris Theodoridis. 1‑0 against Panetolikos, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Thanasis Papastathopulos

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

The Dimitris Theodoridis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Dimitris Theodoridis signs something — a contract at Kifisia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Zacharias Petousis

Successful dribbles: 8. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

685 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Miroslav Vaněček in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Kifisia and Atromitos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

No place for Apostolos Papastathopulos in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Apostolos Papastathopulos has his answer from Kifisia; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Market

The Zacharias Petousis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Zacharias Petousis signs something — a contract at Kifisia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

684 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

5 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Kifisia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The Kifisia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Miroslav Vaněček asks to leave Kifisia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A brace, and Apostolos Papastathopulos takes the afternoon — 7.70

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Apostolos Papastathopulos provided it, and the 7.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and AEK go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and AEK, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against AEK

2‑4 to AEK, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

683 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

29 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Florian Thomas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kifisia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Kifisia leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Kifisia and Aris Thessaloniki go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Kifisia and Aris Thessaloniki, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kifisia against Aris Thessaloniki

2‑4 to Aris Thessaloniki, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Kifisia

12 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Kifisia promote Dimitrios Tsadjaris from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Dimitrios Tsadjaris has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

682 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

22 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

681 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

15 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

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680 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

8 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Dimitris Theodoridis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dimitris Theodoridis and Kifisia agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

679 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

1 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kifisia boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Florian Thomas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Kifisia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Donny Promes at Kifisia

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Donny Promes is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

678 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

25 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Zacharias Petousis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

677 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

18 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Miroslav Vaněček asks to leave Kifisia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

676 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

11 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Gilles van der Wal breaks a bone — 114 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 114 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Michalis Pardalos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kifisia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Giorgos Pontikos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

669 Edition

The Kifisia Courier

23 May 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Kifisia has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Michalis Pardalos out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kifisia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Kifisia

Michalis Pardalos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Kifisia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Giorgos Pontikos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Miroslav Vaněček signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Miroslav Vaněček and Kifisia agree another 2 years.

Market

Miroslav Vaněček joins Kifisia on a free

No fee and no drama: Miroslav Vaněček has signed at Kifisia, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

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