Valer Chachava

Goalkeeper - Free Agent
11 May 2029
Friday
Process

Marked for Valer Chachava

125 Edition

The Fgura United Post

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Savva Chernov asks to leave Fgura United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Fgura United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Fgura United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Carioca and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Fgura United cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

Gudja United take the points off Fgura United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A row about effort at Fgura United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bruno Ferreira was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Etienne Debattista to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Sveinn Sigurður Jóhannesson dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Valer Chachava gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
116 Edition

The Fgura United Post

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Carioca damages knee ligaments — 75 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 75 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Timilehin Caleb Akande was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Fgura United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Omer Shemshiu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Fgura United

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Fgura United debt reaches $3.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Fgura United are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Omer Shemshiu knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fgura United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Valer Chachava

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Valer Chachava, and the manager let it.

Market

The clock does Omer Shemshiu’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fgura United could ask drops and the wages Omer Shemshiu can ask rise.

In brief

98 Edition

The Fgura United Post

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Julian Buttigieg puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Fgura United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Jackson is a medical away from Fgura United

The deal with Gzira United is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

The dugout

Kurt Briffa frozen out at Fgura United

This is not rotation. Kurt Briffa has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Fgura United is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Fgura United

Carioca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Silas Alfred

Fgura United asked and Hibernians said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Fgura United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Omer Shemshiu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 145% of everything Fgura United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

When it matters, Sergio Mosquera plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Fgura United put Timilehin Caleb Akande up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Timilehin Caleb Akande may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief