Promise Daniel

Central Midfielder - University of Pretoria
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Promise Daniel

631 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franky Tiambou

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. University of Pretoria lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A brace, and Khama Jali takes the afternoon — 9.80

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Khama Jali provided it, and the 9.80 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Keagan Kekana hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what University of Pretoria can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Franky Tiambou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as University of Pretoria and Maritzburg United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between University of Pretoria and Maritzburg United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Promise Daniel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.81. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

Back issues
630 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franky Tiambou

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. University of Pretoria lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thamsanqa Mokotjo

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Khama Jali scores twice — 8.12

Two goals and a mark of 8.12 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

5 matches without a win for University of Pretoria

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around University of Pretoria are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Franky Tiambou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about University of Pretoria and Ajax Cape Town in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Khama Jali’s goal not enough for University of Pretoria

Khama Jali scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Ajax Cape Town, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

629 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Franky Tiambou

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. University of Pretoria lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa breaks a bone — 28 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 28 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Itumeleng Kekana, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.18

A mark of 8.18 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

No end in sight to University of Pretoria's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at University of Pretoria has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Franky Tiambou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Promise Daniel in the eights

A performance of 9.98 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Promise Daniel among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Promise Daniel on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of University of Pretoria and Polokwane City.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

605 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the University of Pretoria boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

University of Pretoria sink to position 14

30 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Themba Zungu, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.49

A mark of 8.49 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Siyabonga Erasmus is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at University of Pretoria is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

At 20, Themba Zungu is already the best thing here

An average of 7.02 in a first team he is several years too young for. University of Pretoria have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Bongani Sam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Promise Daniel is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

University of Pretoria come up short against SuperSport United

SuperSport United left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

603 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Siyabonga Mashinini takes the afternoon — 8.87

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Siyabonga Mashinini provided it, and the 8.87 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Themba Zungu, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.49

A mark of 8.49 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Khama Dala asks to leave University of Pretoria

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Saidu Salisu yet — 8.57

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.57 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Siyabonga Mashinini is carrying University of Pretoria

14 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

University of Pretoria find a way past Golden Arrows

Golden Arrows made University of Pretoria work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

7 goals as University of Pretoria and Golden Arrows go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between University of Pretoria and Golden Arrows, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

600 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at University of Pretoria spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Saidu Salisu, 35, rolls back the years — 8.46

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.46 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Itumeleng Williams: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” University of Pretoria have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Daniel

6 goals and a season average of 7.45 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

The Siyabonga Erasmus conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Platinum Stars will make the call about Siyabonga Erasmus this week. University of Pretoria have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Match

University of Pretoria and Chippa United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Siyabonga Mashinini

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

594 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

University of Pretoria win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 90th minute. Maritzburg United will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Themba Zungu at 20 — 8.85

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Themba Zungu did not need any: 8.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Khama Dala asks to leave University of Pretoria

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

University of Pretoria get the job done against Maritzburg United

A 3‑2 win over Maritzburg United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Promise Daniel at his very best

Marked 9.20. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at University of Pretoria.

In brief

591 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A brace, and Themba Zungu takes the afternoon — 8.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Themba Zungu provided it, and the 8.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about University of Pretoria and Mamelodi Sundowns in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Daniel

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Khama Dala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Khama Jali

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Khama Jali, and the manager let it.

Match

University of Pretoria share the spoils with Mamelodi Sundowns

A 3‑3 draw with Mamelodi Sundowns leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

587 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Bongani Sam in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Musbahu Ibrahim’s goal not enough for University of Pretoria

Musbahu Ibrahim scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Free State Stars, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Musbahu Ibrahim was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.42. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Daniel

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

586 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Khama Dala puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at University of Pretoria, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Musbahu Ibrahim in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Saidu Salisu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Daniel

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.56, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

University of Pretoria and Platinum Stars take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

The one thing Saidu Salisu could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

585 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Bongani Sam yet — 9.40

At 40 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.40 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bongani Sam the difference as University of Pretoria beat Chippa United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Bongani Sam. 3‑1 against Chippa United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Khama Dala in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Promise Daniel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Franky Tiambou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Siyabonga Mashinini is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

Wages eat 86% of everything University of Pretoria earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

582 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

A brace, and Khama Dala takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Khama Dala provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Khama Dala puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at University of Pretoria, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Luyanda Makhathini yet — 8.39

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.39 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

4 matches without a win for University of Pretoria

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around University of Pretoria are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for University of Pretoria against Jomo Cosmos

3‑4 to Jomo Cosmos, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

7 goals as University of Pretoria and Jomo Cosmos go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between University of Pretoria and Jomo Cosmos, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

580 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at University of Pretoria has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Andrew Roberts has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at University of Pretoria can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at University of Pretoria

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Bongani Sam signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bongani Sam commits to University of Pretoria for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for University of Pretoria against Black Aces

3‑4 to Black Aces, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Saidu Salisu among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Saidu Salisu on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of University of Pretoria and Black Aces.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Promise Daniel

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.87, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

579 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Franky Tiambou wins it after the whistle should have gone

93 minutes played. Franky Tiambou found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Maritzburg United went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Franky Tiambou, 33, rolls back the years — 9.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.07 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

University of Pretoria get the job done against Maritzburg United

A 3‑2 win over Maritzburg United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Musbahu Ibrahim

Marked 9.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Orlando Pirates watching Caleb Habila

The interest is real enough to have reached print. University of Pretoria have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Player ratings

Promise Daniel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.55. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at University of Pretoria will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

578 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Franky Tiambou, 33, rolls back the years — 8.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.96 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Khama Dala hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what University of Pretoria can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thamsanqa Mokotjo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” University of Pretoria have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Bongani Sam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Siyabonga Mashinini among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Siyabonga Mashinini on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of University of Pretoria and Ajax Cape Town.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Honours even between University of Pretoria and Ajax Cape Town

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Luvoyo Phewa linked with a move away

The name of Luvoyo Phewa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. University of Pretoria say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

562 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

University of Pretoria put Andrew Roberts on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at University of Pretoria

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Bongani Sam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Promise Daniel signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Promise Daniel commits to University of Pretoria for another 3 years.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

100% of the income goes out in wages at University of Pretoria

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

553 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 14 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Boardroom

University of Pretoria spell it out for Andrew Roberts

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Andrew Roberts has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The University of Pretoria board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Luvoyo Phewa and University of Pretoria agree another 2 years.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Daniel

13 goals and a season average of 7.41 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Bongani Sam in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Franky Tiambou among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Franky Tiambou on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of University of Pretoria and SuperSport United.

Match

A bad afternoon for University of Pretoria against SuperSport United

2‑4 to SuperSport United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

549 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Andrew Roberts has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at University of Pretoria can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

10 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Bradley Mothiba breaks Platinum Stars hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Bradley Mothiba scored in the 87th minute, Platinum Stars had already begun thinking about the journey home, and University of Pretoria took the lot.

Player ratings

Both of them Bradley Mothiba's — 8.86

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.86, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at University of Pretoria

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Luyanda Makhathini yet — 7.98

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.98 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Daniel

13 goals and a season average of 7.43 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Bongani Sam signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bongani Sam commits to University of Pretoria for another 2 years.

In brief

548 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at University of Pretoria spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at University of Pretoria

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at University of Pretoria is running low.

Match

Every point is an argument now for University of Pretoria

Position 15 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Promise Daniel scores twice — 8.87

Two goals and a mark of 8.87 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for University of Pretoria

9 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Thamsanqa Mokotjo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” University of Pretoria may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

546 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for University of Pretoria

A 1‑4 beating by Orlando Pirates was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Siyabonga Mashinini, 33, rolls back the years — 8.70

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.70 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for University of Pretoria

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Promise Daniel

10 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at University of Pretoria

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

93% of the income goes out in wages at University of Pretoria

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

543 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Musbahu Ibrahim damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Khama Jali at 20 — 8.11

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Khama Jali did not need any: 8.11, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

University of Pretoria lose Saidu Salisu

71 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

University of Pretoria get the job done against Black Aces

A 3‑2 win over Black Aces, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Promise Daniel at his very best

Marked 9.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at University of Pretoria.

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The terraces

University of Pretoria supporters have found a favourite in Khama Jali

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Khama Jali has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

541 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Musbahu Ibrahim damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for University of Pretoria

A 2‑5 beating by Ajax Cape Town was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

Andrew Roberts has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at University of Pretoria can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at University of Pretoria

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Siyabonga Mashinini yet — 8.60

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.60 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Bongani Sam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as University of Pretoria and Ajax Cape Town go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between University of Pretoria and Ajax Cape Town, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

540 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at University of Pretoria spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Musbahu Ibrahim damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at University of Pretoria

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at University of Pretoria is running low.

Match

University of Pretoria sink to position 15

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Siyabonga Mashinini yet — 8.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luvoyo Phewa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for University of Pretoria against Polokwane City

3‑4 to Polokwane City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about University of Pretoria and Polokwane City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

538 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

17 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Musbahu Ibrahim damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A hiding for University of Pretoria

Beaten 2‑5 by SuperSport United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Luyanda Makhathini, 35, rolls back the years — 8.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.12 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Bongani Sam in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Franky Tiambou among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Franky Tiambou on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of University of Pretoria and SuperSport United.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

537 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

University of Pretoria leaking at the back

16 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

The wait goes on for University of Pretoria

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Musbahu Ibrahim damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nowhere to hide for University of Pretoria

1‑4 against Bidvest Wits, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Eric Mbangossoum delivers — 7.46

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Eric Mbangossoum scored, was marked 7.46, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Luyanda Makhathini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

106% of the income goes out in wages at University of Pretoria

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

535 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 14 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Musbahu Ibrahim

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. University of Pretoria lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to University of Pretoria's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at University of Pretoria has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mcebisi Langa

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for University of Pretoria

A 1‑4 beating by Free State Stars was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Saidu Salisu yet — 8.57

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.57 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at University of Pretoria

Bongani Sam was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luvoyo Phewa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Daniel

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

534 Edition

The University of Pretoria Herald

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Musbahu Ibrahim

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. University of Pretoria lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

University of Pretoria are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 13 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

10 matches without a win for University of Pretoria

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around University of Pretoria are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Both of them Promise Daniel's — 8.77

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.77, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Mcebisi Langa keeps University of Pretoria in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Luyanda Makhathini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at University of Pretoria this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as University of Pretoria and Platinum Stars go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between University of Pretoria and Platinum Stars, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

A bad afternoon for University of Pretoria against Platinum Stars

2‑4 to Platinum Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at University of Pretoria training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luvoyo Phewa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief