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Striker - Deportivo La Guaira
3 Dec 2037
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Marked for Lucca

576 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mauricio Suárez

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo La Guaira lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Enmanuel Meléndez out for 136 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Deportivo La Guaira will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pedro Victor

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pedro Victor will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Deportivo La Guaira the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Sebastián Castillo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Deportivo La Guaira training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thiago Charras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira come up short against Metropolitanos

Metropolitanos left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Deportivo La Guaira

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Cristopher Varela

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

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575 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mauricio Suárez

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo La Guaira lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Enmanuel Meléndez out for 143 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Deportivo La Guaira will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Bryan Duarte's — 8.35

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.35, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Martín Gianoli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo La Guaira this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Sebastián Castillo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bryan Duarte the difference as Deportivo La Guaira beat Trujillanos

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Bryan Duarte. 3‑2 against Trujillanos, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Getting past Cristopher Varela has become the hardest job in the division

11 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Market

The Martín Gianoli question follows Deportivo La Guaira around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Martín Gianoli’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The shop window has Geovani in it

Deportivo La Guaira have let the market know Geovani can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

572 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mauricio Suárez

52 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Deportivo La Guaira lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Deportivo La Guaira

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Pedro Victor

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Pedro Victor will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Deportivo La Guaira the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A move Carlos Ugarte would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Carlos Ugarte is living that version at Deportivo La Guaira, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bruno Celan

Marked 8.76 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andrew Pereira

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Sebastián Castillo is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

A long bet from Deportivo La Guaira on Carlos Ugarte

He is 20, and nobody at Deportivo La Guaira signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

562 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bruno Celan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo La Guaira can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Sebastián Castillo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Cristopher Varela keeps Deportivo La Guaira in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Thiago Charras stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Thiago Charras and Deportivo La Guaira agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Deportivo La Guaira training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thiago Charras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira come up short against Deportivo Tachira

Deportivo Tachira left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

The Cristopher Varela story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Cristopher Varela signs something — a contract at Deportivo La Guaira or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Bryan Duarte

A mark of 5.31 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

552 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sebastián Castillo

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

David Rondon breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bruno Celan asks to leave Deportivo La Guaira

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Cristopher Varela keeps Deportivo La Guaira in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Keiber Lamadrid yet — 8.05

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira make home a hard place to visit

12 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Deportivo La Guaira training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thiago Charras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Lucca rescues a point for Deportivo La Guaira

It needed Lucca to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Aragua, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

525 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

18 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Deportivo La Guaira

The unbeaten run reaches 14. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Nestor Verenzuela: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Deportivo La Guaira have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Getting past Cristopher Varela has become the hardest job in the division

16 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Player ratings

Agustín Melano runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Bruno Celan is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.42 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

94% of the income goes out in wages at Deportivo La Guaira

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Diego Osio was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Market

The Sebastián Castillo question follows Deportivo La Guaira around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sebastián Castillo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

514 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cristopher Varela decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

Gastón González damages knee ligaments — 86 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 86 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira march on in the cup

Mineros de Guayana are out and Deportivo La Guaira go through, 1‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Jesús Vargas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Deportivo La Guaira have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bruno Celan

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Edwin Vargas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo La Guaira can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Keiber Lamadrid

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.61, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Axel Encinas

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

499 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Abraham Pacheco keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Deportivo La Guaira may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Martín Gianoli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo La Guaira this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Keiber Lamadrid

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Lucca's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Deportivo La Guaira are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Sebastián Castillo in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Mauricio Suárez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

498 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

11 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Lucca: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Deportivo La Guaira have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Agustín Melano

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Maximiliano Soria

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo La Guaira

Martín Gianoli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Bruno Celan in the eights

A performance of 9.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira see off Zulia

Three points for Deportivo La Guaira, 2‑0 the final word against Zulia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Martín Gianoli was immovable

20 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Words at Deportivo La Guaira training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thiago Charras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

5 new faces, and Deportivo La Guaira are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief

496 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Benjamín Hernández Leal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Deportivo La Guaira, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Deportivo La Guaira

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Bruno Celan runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Maximiliano Soria

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Axel Encinas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo La Guaira this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Lucca

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Martín Gianoli

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

When it matters, Martín Gianoli plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Martín Gianoli

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief