Thodoris Kalpakis

Central Defender - Asteras
13 Aug 2034
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359 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

13 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Asteras boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Andreas Ioannidis has agreed to leave Asteras for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Franz Brorsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Paolo Fernandes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Giorgos Kyriopoulos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giorgos Kyriopoulos, and the manager let it.

Squad

Paolo Fernandes has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Asteras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
349 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Asteras can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Asteras board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Julián Bartolo has been here 9 seasons

312 appearances across 9 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Giannis Christodoulopoulos

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Giannis Christodoulopoulos will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Asteras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Nikola Šipčić signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikola Šipčić and Asteras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Franz Brorsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

341 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

7 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Panagiotis Tsintotas

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Asteras spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Asteras board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Giannis Christodoulopoulos says Asteras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Giannis Christodoulopoulos is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Asteras is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Julián Chicco signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Julián Chicco and Asteras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Franz Brorsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kevin Cata sends Asteras past Panetolikos

It finished 3‑2, and it was Kevin Cata’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Asteras.

Player ratings

Kostas Chrysopoulos in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

328 Edition

The Asteras Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nikos Grammatikakis

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Asteras can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Asteras board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

The wait goes on for Asteras

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Kostas Chrysopoulos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Asteras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Franz Brorsson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Franz Brorsson commits to Asteras for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Asteras

Franz Brorsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Paolo Fernandes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Asteras and Panetolikos take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief