João Jacobs

Striker - Guarany de Bagé
4 Aug 2027
Wednesday
Process

Marked for João Jacobs

42 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Elias damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The run at home goes on for Guarany de Bagé

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarany de Bagé

Cauê was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Guarany de Bagé do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

No hiding place for Hélio Borges

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hélio Borges, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Lucas Dilelio beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Gabriel Robledo was the difference for Guarany de Bagé

Marked 7.32. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Liel dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Luiz Correia: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

Back issues
40 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Elias

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarany de Bagé lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Mateus Carvalho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Guarany de Bagé have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Lucas Dilelio has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Guarany de Bagé they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A brace, and Cauê takes the afternoon — 8.41

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Cauê provided it, and the 8.41 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Nobody wants to play Guarany de Bagé right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Boardroom

Guarany de Bagé to lose Lucas Dilelio for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Lucas Dilelio has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Match

Guarany de Bagé make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

A row about effort at Guarany de Bagé

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mazinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Guarany de Bagé

Gabriel Robledo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

36 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Elias damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarany de Bagé

Hélio Borges was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Liel is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 38 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Jacobs

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Guarany de Bagé take the armband off Adilson Bahia

It will be explained as a change for the team and it may even be one. Nobody who has worn one believes that, and neither does the man who has just had it taken away.

The dugout

A door opens for Fabrício Lima

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

34 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Elias damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

25 days out for Ronaldo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Guarany de Bagé will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Lucas Dilelio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarany de Bagé this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Guarany de Bagé training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mazinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lucas Dilelio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jhonnatam asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

30 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Elias out for 105 days

105 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Guarany de Bagé lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarany de Bagé

Mateus Carvalho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Jacobs

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Guarany de Bagé and Lucas Dilelio

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Guilherme signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Guilherme commits to Guarany de Bagé for another 3 years.

Squad

The formation has left Facundo Casanova behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Guarany de Bagé will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes Fábio a promise
  • Market The Claudivan talk will not go away
  • Market Guarany de Bagé shop where it costs nothing
  • The dugout Cauê keeps his manager's vote
26 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Elias

138 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Guarany de Bagé lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Guarany de Bagé lose André Luiz

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

A falling-out at Guarany de Bagé

Gabriel Robledo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

25 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Elias out for 145 days

145 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Guarany de Bagé lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Luan Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarany de Bagé this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Fábio gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

18 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Guarany de Bagé's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Guarany de Bagé has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Guarany de Bagé training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kaio is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Guarany de Bagé

Luan Silva was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Late, late show earns Guarany de Bagé a point

Minute 92, against Itabirito, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Halfway: Guarany de Bagé sit in position 7

20 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

No hiding place for João Jacobs

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to João Jacobs, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Fábio

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Match

Guarany de Bagé share the spoils with Itabirito

A 1‑1 draw with Itabirito leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Luiz Correia chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

  • The dugout Alberto asks for a word with the manager
  • Player ratings Jonatan Reis was unplayable
  • Market The Alberto story refuses to die
16 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Fernando Boldrin out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Guarany de Bagé lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

João Jacobs keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Guarany de Bagé may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Guarany de Bagé

Diogo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fernando Boldrin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fernando Boldrin, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Guarany de Bagé take on the side everybody is chasing

Inter de Limeira arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

Squad

Gabriel Robledo still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Guarany de Bagé would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

15 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Fernando Boldrin damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

7 matches without a win for Guarany de Bagé

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Guarany de Bagé are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carlo Urquiaga stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Carlo Urquiaga and Guarany de Bagé agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Jonatan Reis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Gabriel Robledo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarany de Bagé this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fábio

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fábio, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Liel takes the honours

Marked 7.26 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Guarany de Bagé had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Fábio dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

Carlo Urquiaga has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Guarany de Bagé know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • Match Point won or two lost for Guarany de Bagé?
  • The dugout João Jacobs asks for a word with the manager
9 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Fernando Boldrin damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Elias was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 33. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Diogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarany de Bagé this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Guarany de Bagé do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of João Jacobs

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The form table has caught Fábio

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Luiz Correia chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

João Jacobs has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Guarany de Bagé will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Match

No goals between Guarany de Bagé and Azuriz

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Azuriz will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

2 Edition

The Guarany de Bagé Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A move João Jacobs would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. João Jacobs is living that version at Guarany de Bagé, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Alberto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alberto commits to Guarany de Bagé for another 4 years.

Squad

Diogo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Guarany de Bagé this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

One of our own: Vinícius Figueiredo joins the Guarany de Bagé first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vinícius Figueiredo is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Vinícius Lima joins the Guarany de Bagé first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vinícius Lima is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Ronaldo joins the Guarany de Bagé first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ronaldo is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Carlos Fonseca steps up from the Guarany de Bagé academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Carlos Fonseca has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Match

Guarany de Bagé refuse to lose to Monte Azul

A point taken on 87 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Diogo has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Guarany de Bagé know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief