Sadeeq Abubakar

Striker - Wikki Tourists
23 Oct 2035
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Sadeeq Abubakar

478 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Etebo Balogun damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Ikorodu City

1‑2 to Ikorodu City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Abba Musa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abba Musa, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Bright Sadiq could not find anything

5.42. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

Back issues
476 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Etebo Balogun

87 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 18 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Kun Khalifat

0‑1 to Kun Khalifat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Wikki Tourists count the cost of losing Sunday Nwakali

61 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Etebo Obi

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sadeeq Abubakar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Kenneth Osayi-Samuel could not find anything

5.72. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

475 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Etebo Balogun

94 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Abba Musa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abba Musa commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to John Ogu

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Bendel Insurance

A 1‑0 win over Bendel Insurance, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

John Ogu is the division's best young player this month

At 18 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Wikki Tourists will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Player ratings

Abba Musa shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Zilkifilu Rabiu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

474 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Etebo Balogun

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Narcisse Mahamat keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Chinedu Ejuke's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Wikki Tourists will not try tonight.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar takes the honours

Marked 7.22 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Wikki Tourists had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

473 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Etebo Balogun

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Haruna Aliyu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wikki Tourists find a way past Plateau United

Plateau United made Wikki Tourists work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Abba Musa

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 12 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Wasiu Falolu never got going

5.67 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

472 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Etebo Balogun

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 19 and 20 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasiu Falolu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Umar Iwobi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Umar Iwobi commits to Wikki Tourists for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Etebo Obi

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.60 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

470 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar scores twice — 8.31

Two goals and a mark of 8.31 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Chukwuma Adebayor: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

469 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Wikki Tourists taken apart

0‑4 to Abia Warriors, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

John Ogu keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Anthony Osimhen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Wikki Tourists

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Sadeeq Abubakar

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

468 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Wikki Tourists sink to position 19

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Rivers United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

No place for Rodrigo Okon on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Wikki Tourists pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Wasiu Falolu

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Yusuf Mohammed never got going

5.55 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

466 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Zilkifilu Rabiu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasiu Falolu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Simeon Habila answers Barau immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Simeon Habila had Wikki Tourists level again within 1 minutes, and Barau never got to play with a lead at all.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila takes the honours

Marked 7.75 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Wikki Tourists had the best player on the pitch.

Boardroom

Wikki Tourists sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Barau

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

465 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sadeeq Abubakar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Zilkifilu Rabiu

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

463 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Rangers International take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Zilkifilu Rabiu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zilkifilu Rabiu, and the manager let it.

Squad

John Ogu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” John Ogu and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

An afternoon Bright Sadiq will want back

Marked 4.20. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

462 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

John Ogu keeps Wikki Tourists in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Etebo Obi

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Kwara United

A 1‑0 win over Kwara United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sadeeq Abubakar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Sadeeq Abubakar

Marked 5.69, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Chukwuma Ademola

A mark of 5.74 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

461 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Henry Balogun keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sadeeq Abubakar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Zilkifilu Rabiu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

458 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Katsina United

Katsina United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasiu Falolu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Etebo Obi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Etebo Obi commits to Wikki Tourists for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Sadeeq Abubakar

A mark of 5.62 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

455 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Wikki Tourists

A 1‑4 beating by El-Kanemi Warriors was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Abba Musa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Wikki Tourists dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Aminu Ndidi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Aminu Ndidi commits to Wikki Tourists for another 3 years.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Sadeeq Abubakar

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Joshua Olagunju

A mark of 5.38 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Yusuf Mohammed

Marked 5.50, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

454 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Etebo Obi at 17 — 7.88

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Etebo Obi did not need any: 7.88, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Abba Musa, 34, rolls back the years — 8.36

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.36 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Wasiu Falolu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Etebo Obi

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Wasiu Falolu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wasiu Falolu, and the manager let it.

Match

Wikki Tourists see off Plateau United

Three points for Wikki Tourists, 1‑0 the final word against Plateau United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Chinedu Eze

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

453 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

21 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Wasiu Falolu commits to Wikki Tourists for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Etebo Obi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

452 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 4 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Bright Sadiq: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yusuf Mohammed gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No time for Niger Tornadoes to settle

The goal that put Niger Tornadoes ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Wikki Tourists equalised, 2 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Niger Tornadoes

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

451 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

19 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 19, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

6 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Terem Nwakali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Nasarawa United

0‑2 to Nasarawa United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Simeon Habila gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Wasiu Falolu

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Squad

When it matters, Chinedu Eze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

450 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

18 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 18, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Abia Warriors

Abia Warriors left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Bright Sadiq

Marked 5.48, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.65 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

448 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Wikki Tourists

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Wikki Tourists can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Zilkifilu Rabiu stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.42 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

Squad

When it matters, Zilkifilu Rabiu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sadeeq Abubakar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Remo Stars cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Remo Stars came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

446 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Sadeeq Abubakar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sadeeq Abubakar, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Enyimba

0‑1 to Enyimba, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Chinedu Eze has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

An afternoon Chukwuma Adebayor will want back

Marked 5.57. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.79 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

444 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Rangers International

0‑1 to Rangers International, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Simeon Habila

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simeon Habila, and the manager let it.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

442 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

John Ekong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kano Pillars take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Yusuf Mohammed

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yusuf Mohammed, and the manager let it.

Squad

Frank Okoye signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Frank Okoye and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years.

Player ratings

Sadeeq Abubakar never got going

5.73 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

425 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusuf Mohammed

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Wikki Tourists are in real trouble now

Position 19, 22 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Terem Nwakali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Katsina United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

423 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusuf Mohammed

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Wikki Tourists boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Henry Okereke asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Wasiu Falolu and Wikki Tourists agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to John Ogu

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Wikki Tourists share the spoils with Bendel Insurance

A 1‑1 draw with Bendel Insurance leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

420 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusuf Mohammed

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Shooting Stars

0‑1 to Shooting Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Okon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Naziru Auwalu

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

An afternoon Sadeeq Abubakar will want back

Marked 5.37. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Okon never got going

5.40 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

Umar Olagunju never got going

5.71 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

419 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yusuf Mohammed

133 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Wikki Tourists leave it late against Niger Tornadoes

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 87th, and Niger Tornadoes spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Market

Henry Okereke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Emmanuel Bukari keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rodrigo Okon commits to Wikki Tourists for another 4 years.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to John Ogu

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Sadeeq Abubakar sends Wikki Tourists past Niger Tornadoes

It finished 1‑0, and it was Sadeeq Abubakar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

In brief

418 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

25 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 25, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Market

Oscar Akpan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Chukwueze Omeruo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wikki Tourists are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Nasarawa United take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Abba Musa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Abba Musa, and the manager let it.

Squad

Anthony Osimhen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

415 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

22 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Henry Okereke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naziru Auwalu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Remo Stars take the points off Wikki Tourists

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yusuf Mohammed

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Simeon Habila was the difference for Wikki Tourists

Marked 7.99. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chukwuma Ademola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Zilkifilu Rabiu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

An afternoon Oscar Akpan will want back

Marked 5.42. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

411 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Abba Musa damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Henry Okereke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naziru Auwalu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Rangers International

Rangers International left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sadeeq Abubakar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Chinedu Ejuke never got going

5.70 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

410 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Abba Musa damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Oscar Akpan asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Kwara United

Kwara United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Oscar Akpan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Okon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Okon could not find anything

5.51. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

404 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

24 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Wikki Tourists's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Wikki Tourists has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

The cup run ends for Wikki Tourists

0‑2 against Bayelsa United, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Bright Akinola keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Wikki Tourists may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Abba Musa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Anthony Osimhen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Bendel Insurance

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Sadeeq Abubakar

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

401 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Wikki Tourists

Position 18 and 11 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Oscar Akpan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Wasiu Falolu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Sadeeq Abubakar’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Sadeeq Abubakar scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Shooting Stars, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Naziru Auwalu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Chukwuma Ademola in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chukwuma Adebayor named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Chukwuma Adebayor is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

399 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Henry Okereke asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Rodrigo Okon was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Yusuf Mohammed

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Naziru Auwalu at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Wikki Tourists.

Match

Honours even between Wikki Tourists and Nasarawa United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

When it matters, Haruna Aliyu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Rodrigo Okon

Marked 5.59, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

397 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

6 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

The mood at Wikki Tourists has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Oscar Akpan asks to leave Wikki Tourists

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Haruna Aliyu delivers — 7.98

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Haruna Aliyu scored, was marked 7.98, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Match

Haruna Aliyu’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Haruna Aliyu scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Rivers United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Naziru Auwalu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Wikki Tourists count the cost of losing Umar Olagunju

20 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Anthony Osimhen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Sadeeq Abubakar

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

396 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

A hiding for Wikki Tourists

Beaten 0‑4 by Remo Stars, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naziru Auwalu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Haruna Aliyu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Wikki Tourists

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Costly mistake from John Ogu

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. John Ogu knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sadeeq Abubakar

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Chinedu Eze

A mark of 5.24 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

An afternoon Dennis Abacha will want back

Marked 5.52. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

394 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Chukwuma Adebayor at 20 — 8.15

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Chukwuma Adebayor did not need any: 8.15, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Wikki Tourists make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Wikki Tourists have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Simeon Habila for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Wikki Tourists will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Zilkifilu Rabiu

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naziru Auwalu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Chukwuma Adebayor

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Chukwuma Adebayor has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Sadeeq Abubakar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Enyimba

A 1‑0 win over Enyimba, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Chukwuma Ademola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

392 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

30 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wasiu Falolu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sadeeq Abubakar sends Wikki Tourists past Rangers International

It finished 1‑0, and it was Sadeeq Abubakar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Wikki Tourists.

Squad

Oscar Akpan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rodrigo Okon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Zilkifilu Rabiu

7.65, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Wikki Tourists had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

When it matters, Zilkifilu Rabiu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

390 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Umar Olagunju puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Naziru Auwalu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Kano Pillars

Kano Pillars left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Rodrigo Okon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasiu Falolu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Chinedu Eze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Chinedu Eze and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

An afternoon Dennis Abacha will want back

Marked 4.27. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simeon Habila

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief