Michael Zemánek

Goalkeeper - General Caballero
3 Sep 2030
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Michael Zemánek

207 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Darwin Balanta damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

José Benítez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

Back issues
205 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Darwin Balanta

66 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Market

Damián Barraco hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Juan Recalde delivers — 7.69

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Juan Recalde scored, was marked 7.69, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Michael Zemánek keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Wílder Viera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

196 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Faisal Al Hammadi

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Damián Barraco is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at General Caballero is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Juan Recalde was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Carlos Figueredo’s goal not enough for General Caballero

Carlos Figueredo scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Guarani, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Carlos Figueredo answers Guarani immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Carlos Figueredo had General Caballero level again within 2 minutes, and Guarani never got to play with a lead at all.

Squad

José Parra gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

187 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at General Caballero spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Kauan Kelvin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jesús Amarilla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

184 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

4 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Faisal Al Hammadi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” General Caballero have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Wílder Viera

29 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Damián Barraco

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Damián Barraco will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around General Caballero the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Michael Zemánek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Home is on Faisal Al Hammadi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

6 academy players handed senior numbers at General Caballero

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

General Caballero promote Pablo Gimenez from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Pablo Gimenez has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Hugo Martinez steps up from the General Caballero academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Hugo Martinez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

180 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Damián Barraco has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around General Caballero they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Michael Zemánek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ueslei signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ueslei and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

Jesús Amarilla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Recalde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ueslei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

178 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

24 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 12, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

José Benítez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jesús Amarilla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Recalde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Michael Zemánek's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Damián Barraco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

175 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

General Caballero put Angel Gomez on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Michael Zemánek puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jonathan Roa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jonathan Roa and General Caballero agree another 2 years.

Squad

Home is on Faisal Al Hammadi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; General Caballero are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Jesús Amarilla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at General Caballero training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Recalde is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

No place for Carlos Ayasta in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Carlos Ayasta has his answer from General Caballero; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Boardroom

$3.0M taken back off the General Caballero table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

171 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Marcos Urán damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Michael Zemánek puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at General Caballero, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

170 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marcos Urán damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 12 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

José Benítez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jesús Amarilla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Recalde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ueslei gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

167 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcos Urán

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Michael Zemánek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

163 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at General Caballero has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Júnior

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Marcos Urán keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

162 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

3 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Júnior

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 12, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

General Caballero spell it out for Angel Gomez

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Angel Gomez has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Michael Zemánek asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Waldson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” General Caballero may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Wílder Viera in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Recalde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

General Caballero pull $3.0M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Market

Júnior runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs General Caballero money.

In brief

161 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Júnior

126 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the General Caballero boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Ueslei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

158 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Júnior

149 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. General Caballero lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

General Caballero are in real trouble now

Position 12, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Michael Zemánek asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Faisal Al Hammadi wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and General Caballero know it.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Ueslei was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

General Caballero agree a free transfer for Ahmat Abderamane

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Juan Recalde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Darwin Balanta wants to come home

“I did not go to Sportivo Luqueno to sit and watch. I want to come back to General Caballero and fight for my place.” 7 appearances in 33 matches say the rest.

Market

A long bet from General Caballero on Diego Alves

He is 17, and nobody at General Caballero signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

154 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for General Caballero

Position 12 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Oscar Balbuena damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Michael Zemánek hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what General Caballero can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Waldson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Waldson commits to General Caballero for another 2 years.

Squad

Juan Recalde in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at General Caballero this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ueslei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

153 Edition

The General Caballero Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oscar Balbuena damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

José Benítez asks to leave General Caballero

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at General Caballero

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at General Caballero is running low.

Match

5 matches without a win for General Caballero

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around General Caballero are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Waldson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Waldson and General Caballero agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

The goals have deserted General Caballero

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at General Caballero can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Michael Zemánek gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Michael Zemánek has just signed for General Caballero, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Tempers go at General Caballero

Waldson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Libertad take the points off General Caballero

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

150 Edition

The Zlin Chronicle

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Václav Drchal sold, and an era ends

$5.8M from Colo-Colo for Václav Drchal. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

The terraces

Zlin sell a favourite for $5.8M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Václav Drchal was one of the reasons people came, and $5.8M does not replace that by itself.

Squad

John Mercado in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zlin this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Zlin training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matěj Radosta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Diego Ramirez signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Diego Ramirez and Zlin agree another 4 years.

Loan watch

Lukáš Bránecký wants to come home

“I did not go to Sparta Prague to sit and watch. I want to come back to Zlin and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 0 matches say the rest.

In brief