Lamine Kaba

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426 Edition

The NEC Chronicle

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words at NEC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sami Ouaissa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Isak Hansen-Aarøen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at NEC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Brayann Pereira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brayann Pereira, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kodai Sano

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Sami Ouaissa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.33. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Isak Hansen-Aarøen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

NEC share the spoils with ADO Den Haag

A 2‑2 draw with ADO Den Haag leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

When it matters, Kodai Sano plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Koki Ogawa linked with a move away

The name of Koki Ogawa keeps appearing in other people's back pages. NEC say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Player ratings The one thing Frederik Ihler could not do
  • Market The shop window has Lamine Kaba in it
  • Boardroom The NEC production line keeps running
Back issues
394 Edition

The NEC Chronicle

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philippe Sandler in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at NEC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sami Ouaissa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sami Ouaissa at his very best

Marked 8.81. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at NEC.

Match

NEC get the job done against Excelsior

A 1‑0 win over Excelsior, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

No hiding place for Beer Bouvy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Beer Bouvy, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Isak Hansen-Aarøen in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Henrico Lok

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Miloš Veljković signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Miloš Veljković commits to NEC for another 3 years.

Market

The Gonzalo Crettaz story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Gonzalo Crettaz signs something — a contract at NEC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

369 Edition

The NEC Chronicle

22 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lucas Chaves

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. NEC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Beer Bouvy says NEC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Quincy Dost breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Isak Hansen-Aarøen

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A move Lamine Kaba would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Lamine Kaba is living that version at NEC, and it tends to show in the first month.

Player ratings

Noé Lebreton was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Tim Danhof

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Tim Danhof the difference as NEC beat De Graafschap

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tim Danhof. 1‑0 against De Graafschap, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sami Ouaissa at his very best

Marked 8.13. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at NEC.

In brief

336 Edition

The Kayserispor Post

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rafał Janicki

69 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kayserispor lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Kayserispor spell it out for Mehmet Under

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Mehmet Under has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

The wait goes on for Kayserispor

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kayserispor

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bilal Bayazıt

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lamine Kaba

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lamine Kaba will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Kayserispor the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Miguel Cardoso stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Miguel Cardoso and Kayserispor agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Kayserispor

Ali Pağda was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kayserispor against Konyaspor

0‑1 to Konyaspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

332 Edition

The Kayserispor Post

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rafał Janicki

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kayserispor lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Giorgi Gvasalia out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kayserispor will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Mehmet Under has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kayserispor can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Kayserispor

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Rafał Janicki keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kayserispor may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Ethan Brown asks to leave Kayserispor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Bilal Bayazıt signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bilal Bayazıt and Kayserispor agree another 2 years.

Market

Lamine Kaba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kayserispor is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

The German Onugkha talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Kayserispor know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

328 Edition

The Kayserispor Post

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Giorgi Gvasalia breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Bilal Bayazıt keeps Kayserispor in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Kayserispor spell it out for Mehmet Under

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Mehmet Under has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

Kayserispor come up short in Europe

1‑2 away to the standard of Levski. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Boardroom

The Kayserispor board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Ethan Brown asks to leave Kayserispor

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lamine Kaba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kayserispor is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kayserispor

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kayserispor are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ali Pağda in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kayserispor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief