Darel Essomba

Central Midfielder - Unisport Bafang
26 Feb 2031
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Darel Essomba

239 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

At last: Unisport Bafang win one

22 matches without a win, and then this, against PWD Bamenda. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Unisport Bafang

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Both of them Michel Onguene's — 8.61

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.61, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Junior Rostand M'baï in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Felix Van As was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Michel Onguene sends Unisport Bafang past PWD Bamenda

It finished 2‑1, and it was Michel Onguene’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Unisport Bafang.

The terraces

Unisport Bafang supporters have found a favourite in Michel Onguene

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Michel Onguene has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Darel Essomba did the work nobody counts — 6.95

11 combined actions and 6.95. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

Junior Rostand M'baï left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Junior Rostand M'baï will call it something else in private.

In brief

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238 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

22 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 22, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Match

Unisport Bafang are in real trouble now

Position 14, 8 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Unisport Bafang

0‑3 against Canon Yaounde, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jean Mbia

Unisport Bafang asked and Canon Yaounde said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Darel Essomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Franck Tientcheu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Franck Tientcheu, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Unisport Bafang

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

237 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

21 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang rebuffed over Chimezie Williams

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Cotonsport Garoua have kept their man, and Unisport Bafang go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darel Essomba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Unisport Bafang come up short against Victoria United

Victoria United left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Abdullateef Ishola

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Felix Van As beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Felix Van As knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

235 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Unisport Bafang's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Unisport Bafang has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Abdullateef Ishola keeps Unisport Bafang in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Unisport Bafang

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Darel Essomba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Baron Ochieng

The deal with Cotonsport Garoua died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Squad

Junior Rostand M'baï in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on James Tendoh

Unisport Bafang asked and Colombe du Dja et Lobo said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Darel Essomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang ask about Peter Kareem

A loan enquiry to Cotonsport Garoua: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

233 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Unisport Bafang

17 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Gabin Allambatnan stands alone

12 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Unisport Bafang taken apart

1‑4 to Gazelle Garoua, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Felix Van As arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Felix Van As has, at Unisport Bafang, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Transfer targets

Cotonsport Garoua tell Unisport Bafang: Chimezie Williams is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Darel Essomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Darel Essomba in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Darel Essomba has his answer from Unisport Bafang; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Player ratings

Achille Fokem in the eights

A performance of 8.51 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

230 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Match

Unisport Bafang sink to position 14

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Darel Essomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Abdullateef Ishola gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Unisport Bafang come up short against Aigle Royal de la Menoua

Aigle Royal de la Menoua left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Unisport Bafang

Something was said to Darel Essomba and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Abdullateef Ishola dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

226 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Unisport Bafang's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Unisport Bafang has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Unisport Bafang

Position 14 and 4 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Unisport Bafang

10 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

6 saves: Gabin Allambatnan was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Unisport Bafang cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Serge Andoulo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Darel Essomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against PWD Bamenda

0‑2 to PWD Bamenda, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Achille Fokem was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

218 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

30 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The step up is real for Chiemela Emmanuel

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Serge Andoulo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Achille Fokem’s goal not enough for Unisport Bafang

Achille Fokem scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Dynamo Douala, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

Abdullateef Ishola told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Abdullateef Ishola has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Unisport Bafang.

The dugout

Darel Essomba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Achille Fokem was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.19. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Unisport Bafang pick somebody else ahead of Abdullateef Ishola

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

213 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Darel Essomba asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Andre Kunde due for a Unisport Bafang medical

Everything agreed with Dynamo Douala, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

The Fortuna Mfou deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Alain Sifor reports back to Unisport Bafang with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Darel Essomba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Serge Andoulo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Canon Yaounde tell Unisport Bafang: Junior Dande is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

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Squad

A late step up for Marc Tonye

At 28 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Market

Emad Tarek already looking beyond Unisport Bafang

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

In brief

209 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

29 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Gilbert Ngaffa breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Darel Essomba puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

So close: Léonard Tchounga’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Fauve Azur Elite moved on, Léonard Tchounga reports back to Unisport Bafang, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Armhel Yandeme

The deal with Dynamo Douala died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang to lose Léonard Tchounga for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Léonard Tchounga has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Junior Rostand M'baï and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Serge Andoulo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Suleiman Nasiru

Unisport Bafang asked and Cotonsport Garoua said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

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In brief

206 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marius Obekop breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Cedric Mongo agrees terms with Stade Renard de Melong

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Unisport Bafang people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang put Olivier Dawa on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Unisport Bafang

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Romeo Mfeng Nanga asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Unisport Bafang say no — this time

The offer from Panthere du Nde for Léonard Tchounga was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Junior Rostand M'baï signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Junior Rostand M'baï commits to Unisport Bafang for another 2 years.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang baulk at the price for Armhel Yandeme

Dynamo Douala wanted more than $18.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Serge Andoulo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief