Raphael Tchaptchet

Striker - Unisport Bafang
25 Aug 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Raphael Tchaptchet

190 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Raphael Tchaptchet says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Junior Rostand M'baï in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
187 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Haruna Abubakar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Unisport Bafang's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Unisport Bafang has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 6 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Kelechi Chimezie in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pinna Sagbamaowei signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Pinna Sagbamaowei and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Junior Rostand M'baï

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Fauve Azur Elite

0‑1 to Fauve Azur Elite, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Franck Tientcheu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Junior Rostand M'baï

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

167 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kelechi Chimezie breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Sizwe Mhlangu is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Sizwe Mhlangu: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

The cup run ends for Unisport Bafang

1‑1 against Fortuna Mfou, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Unisport Bafang count the cost of losing Junior Rostand M'baï

27 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Kelechi Chimezie signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kelechi Chimezie commits to Unisport Bafang for another 4 years.

Match

Gazelle Garoua take the points off Unisport Bafang

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Fabrice Ndeh Nsoh

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Pierre Akono

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pejman Ghoddos

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

161 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kelechi Chimezie breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Karim Hamadou is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Kelechi Chimezie was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

132 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Franck Tientcheu out for 95 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Raphael Tchaptchet keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Unisport Bafang may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Welligton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pinna Sagbamaowei signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Pinna Sagbamaowei commits to Unisport Bafang for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Pierre Akono was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Boardroom

$3.1M on the table at Unisport Bafang

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Haruna Abubakar

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Unisport Bafang and Victoria United cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Victoria United came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Pierre Akono question follows Unisport Bafang around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Pierre Akono’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief