Jade Quiñones

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Free Agent
7 Jul 2029
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110 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Nikita Kolganov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Vladimir

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Konstantin Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Leo Enzenross is the month’s best young player

At 19 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Torpedo Vladimir will try not to make too much of it.

Squad

Home is on Ashraf Rabbach's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Vladimir are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Nikita Romanenkov was the difference for Torpedo Vladimir

Marked 7.39. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

When it matters, Alexandr Komissarov plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Ilya Moiseev on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Nikita Kolganov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

Back issues
109 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Konstantin Kuzmichev has said yes to Ryazan

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Torpedo Vladimir have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Konstantin Popov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Konstantin Popov and Torpedo Vladimir agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Marat Bogdaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Konstantin Popov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Alimkhan Alimkhanov the difference as Torpedo Vladimir beat Uralets-TS

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Alimkhan Alimkhanov. 1‑0 against Uralets-TS, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jade Quiñones

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Daniil Kleiner

7.62, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Torpedo Vladimir had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Torpedo Vladimir are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Ilya Moiseev: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

106 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Vafiev damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Pietro Rondolini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Home is on Jade Quiñones's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Vladimir are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Vladimir

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Transfer targets

Torpedo Vladimir rebuffed over Ilja Yurchenko

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Dinamo Vladivostok have kept their man, and Torpedo Vladimir go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Konstantin Popov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nikita Kolganov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Torpedo Vladimir and Akron 2

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

105 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Maxim Vafiev out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Torpedo Vladimir lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

A hiding for Torpedo Vladimir

Beaten 1‑4 by Ural 2, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Jade Quiñones puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Terms done: Alek Kotsev is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Rodina M waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Torpedo Vladimir is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

Bogdan Tsybrov turns down Torpedo Vladimir

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Lokomotiv Moscow keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Marat Bogdaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Lokomotiv Moscow tell Torpedo Vladimir: Bogdan Tsybrov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Alimkhan Alimkhanov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Torpedo Vladimir are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

102 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Maxim Vafiev damages knee ligaments — 51 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 51 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Torpedo Vladimir

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Stanislav Utkin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Vladimir, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Konstantin Kuzmichev’s move to Ryazan falls through

The deal that would have taken Konstantin Kuzmichev to Ryazan has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Torpedo Vladimir with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Market

Denis Arslanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Torpedo Vladimir they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Vladimir

Marat Bogdaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Torpedo Vladimir

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Transfer targets

Yenisey tell Torpedo Vladimir: Kirill Porshunov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Vladimir

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alimkhan Alimkhanov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

98 Edition

The Torpedo Vladimir Sentinel

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Torpedo Vladimir boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Only the photograph left for Denis Arslanov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Denis Arslanov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Vladimir the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Torpedo Vladimir to lose Denis Arslanov for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Denis Arslanov has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Stanislav Utkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Vladimir this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Vladimir training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marat Bogdaev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jade Quiñones is a square peg at Torpedo Vladimir

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

Torpedo Vladimir and Jade Quiñones are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Torpedo Vladimir

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

Konstantin Popov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief