Paulius Lasickas

Striker - Utenis
29 Jul 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Paulius Lasickas

52 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Utenis sink to position 6

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Paulius Lasickas breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aidas Slavickas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aidas Slavickas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Utenis the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

Back issues
51 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Paulius Lasickas breaks a bone — 36 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 36 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Aidas Slavickas asks to leave Utenis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lukas Klimavicius keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Utenis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

50 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Paulius Lasickas breaks a bone — 43 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 43 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Vikintas Valskis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ignas Novikovas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

49 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at Utenis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Utenis say no — this time

The offer from Siauliai for Aidas Slavickas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Edgaras Kuklys hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Utenis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Vikintas Valskis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignas Novikovas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

48 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Utenis sink to position 6

10 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tadas Kuklys puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

47 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 65 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aidas Slavickas asks to leave Utenis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignas Novikovas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

46 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Ignas Novikovas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Klim Zvonarev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

45 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Edgaras Kuklys hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Utenis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Vikintas Valskis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Zalgiris take the points off Utenis

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arvydas Kazlauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mantas Lasickas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

44 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Utenis

Position 6 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Tadas Kuklys hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Utenis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Allen Rozum keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Utenis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Vikintas Valskis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Utenis find a way past Atlantas

Atlantas made Utenis work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Ignas Novikovas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Maxim Fedorov

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Atlantas blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Atlantas tried to reorganise, Utenis did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief

43 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Paulius Lasickas out for 93 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Utenis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Aidas Slavickas asks to leave Utenis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Vikintas Valskis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignas Novikovas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Deividas Cernych the difference as Utenis beat Trakai

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Deividas Cernych. 2‑1 against Trakai, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Deividas Cernych

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Modestas Klimavicius in the eights

A performance of 8.46 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Allen Rozum wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Utenis know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tadas Kazlauskas

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

37 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Utenis

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Andrius Satkus breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Maxim Fedorov

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Edgaras Kuklys asks to leave Utenis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Vikintas Valskis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ignas Novikovas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

35 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mantas Lasickas

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Andrius Satkus breaks a bone — 30 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 30 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tadas Kuklys puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Utenis's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Utenis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Utenis

Vikintas Valskis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Utenis and Stumbras go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Utenis and Stumbras, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Stumbras take the points off Utenis

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Ignas Novikovas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Aidas Slavickas in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

14 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vikintas Valskis damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arvydas Kazlauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager plants his flag on Arvydas Kazlauskas

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Arvydas Kazlauskas’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

13 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vikintas Valskis damages knee ligaments — 55 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 55 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Edgaras Kuklys puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Utenis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Arvydas Kazlauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief