Darius Simkus

Central Defender - All Boys
11 Feb 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Darius Simkus

124 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Miqueas Pintos is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and San Telmo waiting with a shirt. Nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

Juan Pablo Noce frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Juan Pablo Noce has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Market

Luca Pichin Wayttorn has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around All Boys they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Santiago Cáceres attracts admirers

The name of Santiago Cáceres has come up in conversations All Boys were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Iván Zafarana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at All Boys this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Ramírez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

All Boys and Santiago Cáceres are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Ezequiel Ramírez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ezequiel Ramírez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Darius Simkus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Darius Simkus, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
112 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Juan Pablo Noce frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Juan Pablo Noce has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luca Pichin Wayttorn

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luca Pichin Wayttorn will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around All Boys the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Iván Zafarana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at All Boys this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The step up is real for Darius Simkus

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words at All Boys training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Ramírez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

All Boys keep their word to Matías Nouet

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Daniel Canales gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Matías Nouet has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at All Boys will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Juan Pablo Noce linked with a move away

The name of Juan Pablo Noce keeps appearing in other people's back pages. All Boys say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

111 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Gustavo Turraca frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Gustavo Turraca has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words exchanged at All Boys

Santiago Apa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Iván Zafarana was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Santiago Cáceres gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

10 clean sheets on loan for Román Colo

24 appearances at Persib and the goals have stopped going in. All Boys lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

Talks stall between All Boys and Santiago Cáceres

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Ezequiel Ramírez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ezequiel Ramírez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Santiago Cáceres has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at All Boys will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Gustavo Turraca linked with a move away

The name of Gustavo Turraca keeps appearing in other people's back pages. All Boys say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

110 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

All Boys finish in position 8

40 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Match

No end in sight to All Boys's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at All Boys has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Darius Simkus says All Boys went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

All Boys cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Miqueas Pintos has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around All Boys they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

All Boys to lose Luca Pichin Wayttorn for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Luca Pichin Wayttorn has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Iván Zafarana was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Luca Pichin Wayttorn frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Luca Pichin Wayttorn has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Santiago Apa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

109 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for All Boys

Beaten 0‑3 by Maipú, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

The dugout

Ezequiel Ramírez frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Ezequiel Ramírez has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Match

The wait goes on for All Boys

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted All Boys

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at All Boys can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Iván Zafarana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at All Boys this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at All Boys training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Ramírez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at All Boys

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

Wages eat 99% of everything All Boys earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Darius Simkus wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and All Boys know it.

In brief

100 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ezequiel Ramírez asks to leave All Boys

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Juan Peinipil

All Boys and Madryn have settled on $110.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

The dugout

Juan Pablo Noce frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Juan Pablo Noce has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Match

No end in sight to All Boys's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at All Boys has to find a result from somewhere.

Transfer targets

Felipe Pontoni’s move to All Boys collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Talleres; All Boys go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Market

Athens Kallithea come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and All Boys did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Real improvement from Darius Simkus at All Boys

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Darius Simkus is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at All Boys

Iván Zafarana and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Agustín Fernández goes

Independiente Rivadavia paid $190.0K and All Boys took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

In brief

99 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Terms done: Diego Guallama is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Newell's Old Boys waiting with a shirt. Nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Juan Pablo Noce

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

The dugout

Gustavo Turraca frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Gustavo Turraca has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Felipe Pontoni

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. All Boys have done the hard part with Talleres, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Match

The wait goes on for All Boys

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

All Boys may not be able to give Gustavo Turraca what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Gustavo Turraca wants continental football; whether All Boys can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Transfer targets

An offer of $75.0K for Luca Fernández

All Boys have gone to Barracas Central with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

All Boys baulk at the price for Azael D'Alessandro

San Lorenzo wanted more than $130.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Words at All Boys training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Iván Zafarana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

94 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at All Boys

Iván Zafarana was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Kaiden Fenech frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Kaiden Fenech has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Matías Rodríguez is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 35 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Loan watch

Santiago Cáceres wants to come home

“I did not go to Banfield to sit and watch. I want to come back to All Boys and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 14 matches say the rest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Benjamín González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at All Boys training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ezequiel Ramírez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Juan Pablo Noce lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Match

Honours even between All Boys and Maipú

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Tomás Castillo was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the All Boys dressing room was either.

In brief

90 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for All Boys

0‑3 against Ferro Carril Oeste, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The run is over for All Boys

10 matches without defeat, and then Ferro Carril Oeste. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Market

Gustavo Turraca wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

A falling-out at All Boys

Benjamín González and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Iván Zafarana was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gabriel Ramírez reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Looking ahead

All Boys and Nueva Chicago meet at the summit

The fixture the rest of the division is looking forward to more than either of the sides in it. Both know a win changes the season and a defeat does not end it, which is what makes it hard to play.

Squad

Darius Simkus wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at All Boys can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

88 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, All Boys do not lose

9 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Nicolás Barrientos, 33, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Juan Pablo Noce frozen out at All Boys

This is not rotation. Juan Pablo Noce has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Nicolás Barrientos

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. All Boys will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Real improvement from Darius Simkus at All Boys

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Darius Simkus is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at All Boys

Iván Zafarana and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Benjamín González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ezequiel Ramírez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Marco Iacobellis takes the honours

Marked 7.82 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, All Boys had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

81 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Anger at All Boys spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

A brace, and Santiago Apa takes the afternoon — 8.36

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Santiago Apa provided it, and the 8.36 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Benjamín González takes the afternoon — 8.23

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Benjamín González provided it, and the 8.23 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

All Boys see off Atlanta

Three points for All Boys, 4‑3 the final word against Atlanta in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Santiago Apa among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Santiago Apa on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of All Boys and Atlanta.

Squad

Iván Zafarana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at All Boys

Diego Guallama and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Benjamín González

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Benjamín González, and the manager let it.

Squad

11 new faces, and All Boys are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

In brief