Noah Sutton

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Marked for Noah Sutton

37 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for James Bell

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Michael Van Hattum asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Matt Tuiloma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
21 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Van Hattum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Canterbury United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Owen Cacace falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Canterbury United against Southern United

0‑2 to Southern United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Deklan Fenton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Joe Cacace counts the days

“I watch every Canterbury United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Newcastle Jets runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Canterbury United keep their word to Francis Colvey

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Squad

James De Vries dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Noah Sutton

A mark of 5.47 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

19 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Noah Sutton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Sutton commits to Canterbury United for another 2 years.

Squad

Owen Cacace falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Bill Just was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

18 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 10 of the 33 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Player ratings

A chastening introduction for Ryan Van Hattum — 4.52

It is a hard way to meet a crowd. Marked 4.52 on the day he was handed the shirt, and the important thing now is what the next one looks like.

Squad

Deklan Fenton signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Deklan Fenton and Canterbury United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Francis Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Hawke's Bay United take the points off Canterbury United

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Deklan Fenton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

James De Vries gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Deklan Fenton never got going

5.54 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

Deklan Smith runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

15 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michael Garbett damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jake Fenton says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Michael Van Hattum delivers — 7.32

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Michael Van Hattum scored, was marked 7.32, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Player ratings

A chastening introduction for Dane Fenton — 5.79

It is a hard way to meet a crowd. Marked 5.79 on the day he was handed the shirt, and the important thing now is what the next one looks like.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Matt Tuiloma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Michael Van Hattum’s goal not enough for Canterbury United

Michael Van Hattum scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Waitakere United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

10 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from James De Vries at Canterbury United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. James De Vries is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Francis Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Owen Cacace

At 29 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

In brief

4 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Francis Colvey asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Francis Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Owen Cacace is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief