Michael Colvey

Striker - Southern United
3 Feb 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Colvey

182 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Spencer

Successful dribbles: 45. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marco Waine

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Clayton Stamatelopoulos says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Southern United say no — this time

The offer from Auckland City for Ryan Bell was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

A bad afternoon for Southern United against Waitakere United

1‑3 to Waitakere United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Van Hattum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
180 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jackson King

Successful dribbles: 54. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marco Waine

65 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Southern United turn down Newcastle Jets for Michael Colvey

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

The season belongs to Winston De Vries

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Southern United have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Alex Just signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alex Just and Southern United agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Dane Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Southern United come up short against Hawke's Bay United

Hawke's Bay United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Auckland City join the queue for Ryan Bell

Add another name to the list: Auckland City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ryan Bell. The answer from Southern United has not changed — yet.

Boardroom

Southern United release $667.7K for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

In brief

176 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Jackson King runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 39. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marco Waine

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Tamkin Jafarov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Michael Colvey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Nobody wants to play Southern United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Nobody wins at Southern United

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Southern United get the job done against Auckland City

A 1‑0 win over Auckland City, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Joe Waine

Marked 8.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Van Hattum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

173 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Jackson King runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 81. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marco Waine

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Southern United march on in the cup

Canterbury United are out and Southern United go through, 6‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Southern United up to position 2

8 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Ryan Bell scores twice — 9.33

Two goals and a mark of 9.33 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Michael Colvey yet — 8.09

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.09 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Ryan Bell says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Stefan Payne has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southern United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Ryan Bell among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ryan Bell on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Southern United and Canterbury United.

In brief

172 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marco Waine

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Jackson King runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Southern United leave it late against Team Wellington

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 86th, and Team Wellington spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Clayton Stamatelopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Southern United get the job done against Team Wellington

A 1‑0 win over Team Wellington, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Van Hattum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

158 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Southern United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Southern United count the cost of losing Gundo Nkoana

37 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Stefan Payne has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southern United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jai Fenton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jai Fenton commits to Southern United for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Dane Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Michael Colvey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Colvey, and the manager let it.

In brief

157 Edition

The Southern United Herald

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jackson King in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gundo Nkoana

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dane Van Hattum falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

155 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Gundo Nkoana asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Southern United turn down Macarthur FC for Michael Colvey

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Clayton Stamatelopoulos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Dane Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Team Wellington watching Ryan Bell

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Southern United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Macarthur FC expected to open talks for Winston De Vries

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Southern United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

154 Edition

The Southern United Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Southern United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 23 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Callum Fenton is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Gundo Nkoana was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

152 Edition

The Southern United Herald

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Stefan Payne

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Stefan Payne will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Stefan Payne is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A late step up for Edwin Lutta

At 31 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Dane Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Gundo Nkoana

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gundo Nkoana, and the manager let it.

Market

Macarthur FC are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Southern United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

151 Edition

The Southern United Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Real improvement from Clayton Stamatelopoulos at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Clayton Stamatelopoulos is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Eyes on Michael Colvey again

The phone has started ringing about Michael Colvey again, and this time the name on the line is Macarthur FC. Southern United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Dane Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

148 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dane Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tamkin Jafarov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Southern United know it.

Squad

Michael Colvey gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

144 Edition

The Southern United Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Deklan Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Clayton Stamatelopoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Michael Colvey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Colvey, and the manager let it.

In brief

143 Edition

The Southern United Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Michael Colvey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Jackson King was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Van Hattum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

137 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Marco Lockyer says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Clayton Stamatelopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Van Hattum is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

136 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Southern United lose Jackson King

22 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Jackson King in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Michael Colvey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Colvey and Southern United agree another 2 years.

In brief

133 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Colvey

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Stefan Payne says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Michael Colvey signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Colvey and Southern United agree another 3 years.

In brief

132 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Colvey

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Southern United out of the cup

Auckland City ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Southern United throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Auckland City the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Southern United will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Joe Waine scores twice — 8.85

Two goals and a mark of 8.85 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Southern United count the cost of losing Jackson King

50 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Spencer

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Southern United leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Clayton Stamatelopoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jai Fenton gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

130 Edition

The Southern United Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jackson King

Successful dribbles: 49. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Noah Cacace damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Joe Waine's — 9.44

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.44, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Southern United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Southern United say no — this time

The offer from Hapoel Tel Aviv for Michael Colvey was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Cameron Tuiloma: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Michael Bell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Joe Waine the difference as Southern United beat Waitakere United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Joe Waine. 4‑3 against Waitakere United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

7 goals as Southern United and Waitakere United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Southern United and Waitakere United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

112 Edition

The Southern United Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Deklan Bell breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Jackson King in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, Simon Spencer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

111 Edition

The Southern United Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Deklan Bell out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Southern United up to position 2

24 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Jai Fenton signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jai Fenton and Southern United agree another 2 years.

Market

Michael Colvey attracts admirers

The name of Michael Colvey has come up in conversations Southern United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Dane Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Auckland FC are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Southern United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

108 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Deklan Bell out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Southern United turn down Perth Glory for Michael Colvey

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Real improvement from Michael Colvey at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Michael Colvey is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

106 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Deklan Bell out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

James Colvey puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Auckland City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Southern United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A late step up for Ryan Stamatelopoulos

At 31 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Michael Tuiloma stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Tuiloma and Southern United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Perth Glory are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Southern United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

101 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brisbane Roar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Southern United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Owen Wood

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Owen Wood will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jackson King in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Southern United sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

Squad

Joe Waine has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Cameron Tuiloma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

100 Edition

The Southern United Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Francis Colvey puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Michael Colvey attracts admirers

The name of Michael Colvey has come up in conversations Southern United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Dane Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

90 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Jackson King runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 59. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The cup run ends for Southern United

1‑3 against Hawke's Bay United, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Joe Waine is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Southern United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

James Colvey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Joe Waine is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.42 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Dane Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

84 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jake Cacace comes home

The shirt still fits. Jake Cacace is back at Southern United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Jackson King was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michael Colvey stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Colvey and Southern United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief