Chris Smith

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26 Sep 2028
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Chris Smith

109 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Thulani Mphela out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Real improvement from Kosta Just at Canterbury United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Kosta Just is 16, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Owen Cacace falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Orlando Thorpe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

WaiBOP United join the queue for Owen McCowatt

Add another name to the list: WaiBOP United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Owen McCowatt. The answer from Canterbury United has not changed — yet.

Market

The Oliver Barbarouses conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Hawke's Bay United will make the call about Oliver Barbarouses this week. Canterbury United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

Back issues
106 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Canterbury United put Bill Sutton on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Thulani Mphela out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The Canterbury United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Chris Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Paris Domfeh: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Deklan Smith signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Deklan Smith commits to Canterbury United for another 4 years.

In brief

94 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Sam Tuiloma

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sam Tuiloma will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Chris Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Oliver Barbarouses signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Barbarouses commits to Canterbury United for another 1 years.

In brief

91 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Canterbury United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Canterbury United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Owen Cacace falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

32 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Canterbury United

Position 7 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Chris Smith damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Francis Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

31 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Canterbury United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Chris Smith

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Canterbury United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Canterbury United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Canterbury United is running low.

Squad

Sam Tuiloma: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Canterbury United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Francis Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Owen Cacace falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

30 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Chris Smith damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Matt Tuiloma puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Joe Cacace keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief