Darius Satkus

Central Midfielder - Free Agent
2 Sep 2027
Thursday
Process

Marked for Darius Satkus

56 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tomas Kuklys puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Deividas Satkus says Stumbras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Arvydas Dapkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
34 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Stumbras run riot against Atlantas

6‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Darius Satkus breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Lukas Simkus takes the afternoon — 8.42

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Lukas Simkus provided it, and the 8.42 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Modestas Satkus takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Lukas Simkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 goals as Stumbras and Atlantas go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stumbras and Atlantas, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

One of those days for Modestas Satkus

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Marius Cernych in the eights

A performance of 8.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Arvydas Dapkus

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

33 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stumbras tear Trakai apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against Trakai, and it could have been more.

Squad

Darius Satkus breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Arvydas Dapkus takes the afternoon — 8.13

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Arvydas Dapkus provided it, and the 8.13 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stumbras and Trakai in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Arvydas Dapkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Lukas Simkus

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Marius Cernych in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Rokas Vaitkunas was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Lukas Simkus in the eights

A performance of 8.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

32 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stumbras

A 0‑4 beating by Zalgiris was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Lukas Simkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Stumbras

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Modestas Satkus signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Modestas Satkus and Stumbras agree another 3 years.

Market

Stumbras promote Deividas Cernych from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Deividas Cernych has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Stumbras promote Edgaras Lasickas from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Edgaras Lasickas has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Deividas Mikoliunas steps up from the Stumbras academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Deividas Mikoliunas has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Mantas Lasickas steps up from the Stumbras academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Mantas Lasickas has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

31 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Lukas Simkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Modestas Cernych is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

30 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Lukas Simkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arvydas Dapkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

29 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Lukas Simkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Lukas Simkus plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work
  • Market The window shut and Tomas Kuklys is still in the building
28 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deividas Barauskas

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arvydas Dapkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

27 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deividas Barauskas

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 68 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Arvydas Dapkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

26 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deividas Barauskas

30 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Arvydas Dapkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

25 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Deividas Barauskas

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Darius Satkus out for 82 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Lukas Simkus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work