Chris Sutton

Attacking Midfielder (C) - Southern United
7 Dec 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Chris Sutton

277 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from James Garbett

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

4 matches without a win for Southern United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Southern United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Hawke's Bay United take the points off Southern United

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Chris Sutton was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

No time for Hawke's Bay United to settle

The goal that put Hawke's Bay United ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Southern United equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Marko Nastasic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

No hiding place for Clayton Stamatelopoulos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Clayton Stamatelopoulos, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Southern United pick somebody else ahead of Marko Nastasic

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
276 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sam Nelson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Southern United against Team Wellington

1‑2 to Team Wellington, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Chris Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tommy Fenton

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

The form table has caught Callum Smith

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Market

The Matt Colvey question follows Southern United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Matt Colvey’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Alex Nelson

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Southern United were going nowhere until he came on.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Clayton Stamatelopoulos

Nobody at Southern United is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

262 Edition

The Southern United Herald

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Southern United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Southern United

Position 5 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Southern United

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Sam Nelson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Marco Barbarouses

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Southern United were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Market

Chris Sutton is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Southern United has been clear about where Chris Sutton stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Marco Barbarouses loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Marco Barbarouses's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Market

The Deklan Payne talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Jake Tuiloma asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

256 Edition

The Southern United Herald

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Southern United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Transfer targets

Sam Waine due for a Southern United medical

Everything agreed with Team Wellington, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

No deal for Deklan Waine at that price

Southern United offered $8.0K; Team Wellington said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Marko Nastasic was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Callum Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Southern United try to borrow Kosta De Vries

Waitakere United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

255 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Monty Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Monty Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Southern United bid $8.0K for Deklan Waine

The offer went to Team Wellington this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Sam Nelson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Callum Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Matt Colvey gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Matt Colvey is on it.

Market

Matt Colvey linked with a move away

The name of Matt Colvey keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Southern United say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Sam Nelson goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Southern United would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

The dugout

Chris Sutton knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Chris Sutton trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

249 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Southern United put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Callum Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chris Sutton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chris Sutton, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Francis Barbarouses has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Monty Bell without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Monty Bell was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Owen Wood has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Owen Wood has written the date down.

Market

Owen Wood placed on the list

Southern United have made Owen Wood available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Callum Fenton story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Callum Fenton signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

248 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Southern United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Southern United is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Sam Nelson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Marco Rufer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marco Rufer and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Tommy Fenton story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Tommy Fenton signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Chris Sutton asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Owen Wood

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

242 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Southern United are in real trouble now

Position 5, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

Clayton Fenton says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Owen Wood has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Southern United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Michael Waine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dane Cacace signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dane Cacace and Southern United agree another 4 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Chris Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

241 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Chris Sutton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Sam Nelson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Dane Cacace stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dane Cacace and Southern United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Callum Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Michael Waine talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Francis Barbarouses has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

238 Edition

The Southern United Herald

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Southern United sink to position 5

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Marko Nastasic: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Owen Wood

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Owen Wood will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Callum Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Dane Cacace knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Southern United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Deklan Payne question follows Southern United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Deklan Payne’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Owen Wood

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Squad

Sam Nelson is training like a man with a point to make

Nobody has promised him anything and he has not asked. The coaching staff have noticed, which at this stage of a season is the only thing that matters.

In brief

234 Edition

The Southern United Herald

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Southern United sink to position 5

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alex Nelson at 21 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alex Nelson did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Sam Nelson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tommy Fenton

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Southern United find a way past Waitakere United

Waitakere United made Southern United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

One of their own: Callum Fenton

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Matt Colvey

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Matt Payne was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Callum Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

205 Edition

The Southern United Herald

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Southern United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Owen Wood was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Sam Nelson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Deklan Payne is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Southern United has been clear about where Deklan Payne stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bill De Vries was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Matt Colvey story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Matt Colvey signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

A season on the outside for Michael Kirwan

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Southern United has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

204 Edition

The Southern United Herald

24 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Southern United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Southern United is running low.

Market

Monty Bell has said yes to Hawke's Bay United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Southern United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Owen Wood and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Bill De Vries falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Clayton Stamatelopoulos gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Clayton Stamatelopoulos is on it.

Market

The Deklan Payne talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

201 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Southern United spell it out for Dane Rufer

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Dane Rufer has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Southern United

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Eyes on Owen Wood again

The phone has started ringing about Owen Wood again, and this time the name on the line is Waitakere United. Southern United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

No place for Chris Sutton in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Chris Sutton has his answer from Southern United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Dane Cacace gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Monty Bell was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Matt Colvey story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Matt Colvey signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

Southern United can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

In brief

197 Edition

The Southern United Herald

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Owen Wood signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Owen Wood and Southern United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Owen Wood in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Monty Bell was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

196 Edition

The Southern United Herald

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Southern United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Marko Nastasic in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bill De Vries was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Monty Bell

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Monty Bell, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Clayton Stamatelopoulos has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Deklan Payne talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

190 Edition

The Southern United Herald

18 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Southern United sink to position 6

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Only the photograph left for Monty Bell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Monty Bell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Matt Colvey has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Chris Sutton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Bill De Vries was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

189 Edition

The Southern United Herald

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Chris Sutton: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Michael Kirwan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Kirwan and Southern United agree another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

180 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Liberato Waine asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Southern United turn down WaiBOP United for Callum Fenton

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

No end in sight to Southern United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Southern United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for Southern United against Hawke's Bay United

1‑2 to Hawke's Bay United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for James Garbett

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to James Garbett, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Tommy Fenton was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Southern United

WaiBOP United next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

The dugout

Dane Rufer: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Marko Nastasic and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief