Noah Singh

Left Midfielder - Team Wellington U18
26 Sep 2028
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Noah Singh

69 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Team Wellington

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Team Wellington are no longer polite ones.

Match

Team Wellington bow out of the cup

WaiBOP United go through and Team Wellington go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Noah Reid at 17 — 7.93

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Noah Reid did not need any: 7.93, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Joe Bell keeps Team Wellington in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Cameron Singh yet — 7.86

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

A chastening introduction for Matt Boxall — 5.56

It is a hard way to meet a crowd. Marked 5.56 on the day he was handed the shirt, and the important thing now is what the next one looks like.

Squad

Marco Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Team Wellington this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Marco Van Hattum

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Van Hattum, and the manager let it.

In brief