Laszlo Lang

Goalkeeper - Irtysh
3 Oct 2029
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Laszlo Lang

166 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Sergey Mokrousov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sergey Mokrousov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Irtysh the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Irtysh

Alexandr Smirnov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 118% of the Irtysh income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Tobías Argañaráz needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Irtysh know which stage they are at.

Squad

Laszlo Lang wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Irtysh know it.

Market

Still no ink between Irtysh and Tobías Argañaráz

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Irtysh, another week without a signature from Tobías Argañaráz.

The dugout

No hiding place for Leonid Toporov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leonid Toporov, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Alexandr Smirnov faces his old club

Kuban next, and one man in the Irtysh dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Squad

Tobías Argañaráz remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Irtysh would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

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The Irtysh Chronicle

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The small margins put Irtysh out

Out, 1‑2 to Luki-Energiya, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The dugout

Laszlo Lang: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Irtysh have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Alexandr Smirnov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Irtysh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Irtysh

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Irtysh debt reaches $6.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Aleksandr Stepanov chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Alexandr Puzach knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Irtysh, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

Irtysh take on the side everybody is chasing

Kaluga arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

The dugout

Artur Gagiev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Irtysh Chronicle

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Alexandr Puzach out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Irtysh will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Irtysh say no — this time

The offer from Levadia for Laszlo Lang was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Terms done: Sergey Mokrousov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Nizhniy Novgorod waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Irtysh is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Sergey Mokrousov asks to leave Irtysh

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Irtysh

Alexandr Smirnov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Krystian Mucha is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Irtysh has been clear about where Krystian Mucha stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

This league is too small for Laszlo Lang

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Irtysh will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alan Khachirov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alan Khachirov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Timofey Yakovlev is the weekend's best young player

At 17 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

In brief

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The Metalist Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Metalist finish in position 3

63 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Market

Daniil Prykhodko has said yes to Kryvbas

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Metalist have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Metalist up to position 3

63 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Laszlo Lang puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metalist, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roman Vantukh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metalist this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nikita Bahinskyi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Nikita Bahinskyi has just signed for Metalist, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Metalist

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words at Metalist training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmytro Shcherbak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Roman Vantukh was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.49. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

132 Edition

The Metalist Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marlon puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Metalist, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ibrahima Dabo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 29. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Laszlo Lang agrees terms with Epicentr

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Metalist people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

FH watching Kyrylo Dihtiar

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Metalist have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words exchanged at Metalist

Roman Vantukh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Robin Lervik arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Robin Lervik has, at Metalist, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Ibrahima Dabo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ibrahima Dabo is carrying Metalist

7 goals and a season average of 7.26. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Metalist sign Robin Lervik, one for the future

Robin Lervik is 20, and Metalist have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

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The Metalist Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Daniel Vernattus

Successful dribbles: 40. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Only the photograph left for Kyrylo Dihtiar

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Kyrylo Dihtiar will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Metalist the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Metalist

Roman Vantukh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Metalist training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ibrahima Dabo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Taras Liakh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Laszlo Lang wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Metalist know it.

The dugout

Jakub Szymański is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Vitaliy Burda was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Metalist dressing room was either.

Match

No goals between Metalist and Victoriia Sumy

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Victoriia Sumy will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

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The Metalist Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Jakub Szymański has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Metalist they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Maximiliano Villalba, 21, steals the show — 7.90

Marked 7.90 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Ángel Méndez goes up and wins it — 7.70

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.70 for the rest of it.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 12 signed and 16 gone

That is the business done at Metalist until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Laszlo Lang hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Metalist can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Roman Vantukh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metalist this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Daniel Vernattus

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Metalist training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmytro Shcherbak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Metalist see off Ahrobiznes

Three points for Metalist, 2‑1 the final word against Ahrobiznes in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

104 Edition

The Metalist Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Vasyl Lutsiv has said yes to Vorskla

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Metalist have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Kyrylo Dihtiar has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Metalist they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Ibrahima Dabo at Metalist

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ibrahima Dabo is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Laszlo Lang asks to leave Metalist

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Metalist

Roman Vantukh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Petro Lutsiv has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words at Metalist training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maksym Kovaliov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The clock does Maksym Kovaliov’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Metalist could ask drops and the wages Maksym Kovaliov can ask rise.

Match

Continental football is in reach for Metalist

48 points from position 5. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

In brief

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The Metalist Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Metalist

Roman Vantukh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Marlon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Metalist rebuffed over Rodrigo Hernández

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. River Plate have kept their man, and Metalist go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The terraces

One of their own: Ibrahima Dabo

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Ibrahima Dabo sends Metalist past Prykarpattia

It finished 1‑0, and it was Ibrahima Dabo’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Metalist.

Player ratings

Ibrahima Dabo in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ángel Méndez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Franco Balmaceda is in the works

Metalist have made the call to Independiente Rivadavia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Maximiliano Villalba is in the works

Metalist have made the call to Tristán Suárez. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

  • Squad Metalist are still strangers to each other
  • Squad Home is on Laszlo Lang's mind
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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The Metalist Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Daniel Vernattus runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Mykhailo Kulyk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Metalist may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Metalist

Roman Vantukh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Metalist

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words at Metalist training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marlon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

David Lazari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Roman Vantukh was the difference for Metalist

Marked 7.44. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Vitaliy Burda on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Vitaliy Burda after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Metalist pick somebody else ahead of David Lazari

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

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The Metalist Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Laszlo Lang arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Laszlo Lang has, at Metalist, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A falling-out at Metalist

Roman Vantukh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Metalist

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ibrahima Dabo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Metalist find a way past Nyva

Nyva made Metalist work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Dmytro Shcherbak in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Vitaliy Burda kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Market

The Roman Vantukh story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Roman Vantukh signs something — a contract at Metalist or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Ángel Méndez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Metalist, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Metalist in the hunt for Europe

Position 4, 34 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

In brief