Rokas Paulauskas

Centre Forward - Retired
11 Sep 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Rokas Paulauskas

42 Edition

The Angusht Post

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Rokas Paulauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Angusht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Billy Phillips

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Billy Phillips, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aman Babakhanov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Angusht, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
36 Edition

The Angusht Post

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Angusht up to position 3

41 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Jakub Jakimiuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Angusht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Dorian Fanni

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dorian Fanni, and the manager let it.

In brief

35 Edition

The Angusht Post

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Angusht earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Sharip Yusupov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sharip Yusupov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Rokas Paulauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Angusht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

34 Edition

The Angusht Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jakub Jakimiuk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Angusht this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Rokas Paulauskas brings the grey hairs Angusht lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Squad

Evgeny Kim knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Angusht, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

33 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Karolis Simkus damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Justas Mikoliunas keeps Utenis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Marius Slavickas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Utenis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marko Capan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Valdas Paulauskas

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Loan watch

Aidas Klimavicius counts the days

“I watch every Utenis game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Kauno Zalgiris runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Valdas Paulauskas rescues a point for Utenis

It needed Valdas Paulauskas to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Siauliai, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Still no ink between Utenis and Vladyslav Hevlych

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Utenis, another week without a signature from Vladyslav Hevlych.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marko Capan

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

14 Edition

The Utenis Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Edvinas Paulauskas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Edvinas Paulauskas and Utenis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Utenis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valdas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rokas Paulauskas pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief