Philipp Lainer

Striker - Metta/LU
31 Oct 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Philipp Lainer

61 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Metta/LU spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Metta/LU boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Serhii Miakushko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
47 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Metta/LU say no — this time

The offer from Ventspils for Azriel Gonzalez was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Agustín Sandoval asks to leave Metta/LU

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Serhii Miakushko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

38 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Metta/LU

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Agustín Sandoval asks to leave Metta/LU

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Serhii Miakushko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Serhii Miakushko

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Gianluca Scremin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Metta/LU against Spartaks

0‑1 to Spartaks, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

31 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metta/LU

Azriel Gonzalez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metta/LU training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Serhii Miakushko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Miguel Lima gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

30 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Serhii Miakushko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gianluca Scremin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Metta/LU count the cost of losing Yusif Yakubu

28 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

26 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Azriel Gonzalez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gianluca Scremin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Yusif Yakubu out for 56 days

The medical room confirms 56 days on the sidelines for Yusif Yakubu, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

24 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Serhii Miakushko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gianluca Scremin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

A long bet from Metta/LU on Nikita Laizans

He is 17, and nobody at Metta/LU signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

22 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Hugo Jesse asks to leave Metta/LU

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Metta/LU

Shaxzod Shaymanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Serhii Miakushko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

20 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Azriel Gonzalez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Metta/LU this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gianluca Scremin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Philipp Lainer knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Philipp Lainer trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

19 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metta/LU

Azriel Gonzalez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metta/LU training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Serhii Miakushko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Philipp Lainer knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Metta/LU, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

17 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metta/LU

Serhii Miakushko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Metta/LU training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gianluca Scremin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Philipp Lainer still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Metta/LU would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

  • Squad Hugo Jesse is not doing himself any favours
16 Edition

The Metta/LU Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Metta/LU

Shaxzod Shaymanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Philipp Lainer would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Philipp Lainer is living that version at Metta/LU, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Serhii Miakushko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

8 Edition

The Admira Wacker Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Stefan Wimmer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Admira Wacker

Valentino Ilsanker was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Admira Wacker training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stefan Wimmer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief