Chris Smith

Right Midfielder - Southern United
4 Dec 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Chris Smith

68 Edition

The Southern United Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Southern United

1‑5 against Hawke's Bay United, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Deklan Lockyer out for 97 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Chris Tuiloma

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Chris Smith hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Southern United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty De Vries was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 goals as Southern United and Hawke's Bay United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Southern United and Hawke's Bay United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and James Lockyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Clayton Payne

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Clayton Payne, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
67 Edition

The Southern United Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

104 days out for Deklan Lockyer after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Southern United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Monty De Vries puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Chris Smith keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

6 saves: Chris Tuiloma was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

The wait goes on for Southern United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Bill Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Monty De Vries was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Late, late show earns Southern United a point

Minute 87, against Team Wellington, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Ben Nelson rescues a point for Southern United

It needed Ben Nelson to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Team Wellington, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

  • Market Stefan Garbett is free to find somewhere else
  • The dugout Ben Nelson gets picked when it counts
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
62 Edition

The Southern United Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

139 days out for Deklan Lockyer after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Southern United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

James Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A late step up for Ryan Kirwan

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chris Smith

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chris Smith, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Chris Tuiloma's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

61 Edition

The Southern United Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Winston Just puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Bill Colvey and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Late improvement for Chris Smith

At 27 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 4 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Monty De Vries was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Ben Smith stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ben Smith and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Loan watch

Oliver Lewis has seen enough of Team Wellington

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Southern United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The Ben Nelson story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ben Nelson signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, Owen Kirwan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Winston Just knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Winston Just trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

55 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Liberato Sutton

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Southern United bid $17.0K for Alex Rufer

The offer went to Canterbury United this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Bill Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ben Nelson has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Transfer targets

No deal for Chris Boxall at that price

Southern United offered $20.0K; Waitakere United said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Monty De Vries falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Chris Smith gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Jake Sutton is in the works

Southern United have made the call to WaiBOP United. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefan Garbett plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

50 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Liberato Sutton damages knee ligaments — 90 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 90 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Anushil Prasad hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Southern United rebuffed over Yadin Lugasi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Hapoel Acre have kept their man, and Southern United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and James Lockyer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A late step up for Ryan Kirwan

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chris Smith

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chris Smith, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Chris Tuiloma is still paying for one afternoon at Southern United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

When it matters, Ben Nelson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

49 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Liberato Sutton out for 97 days

97 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Southern United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Southern United say no — this time

The offer from Team Wellington for Oliver Lewis was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Winston Just hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

James Lockyer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” James Lockyer and Southern United agree another 3 years.

Market

Southern United get their man

The chase for Bill Colvey ended with $180.0K changing hands and Canterbury United out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Chris Smith has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

The ambition of Bill Colvey outgrows Southern United early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Michael Smith

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Smith, and the manager let it.

In brief

48 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Liberato Sutton

104 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Southern United sign Clayton Payne for $140.0K

The paperwork is done: Clayton Payne joins from Canterbury United in a deal worth $140.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty De Vries was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

James Lockyer has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Eyes on Oliver Lewis again

The phone has started ringing about Oliver Lewis again, and this time the name on the line is Team Wellington. Southern United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Southern United lose Kosta Bell

43 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Clayton Payne

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Southern United were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

The dugout

James Lockyer has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Barbarouses

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

41 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

54 days out for Monty De Vries after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Southern United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jai Payne was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Oliver Lewis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Chris Smith

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Southern United told Chris Smith something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Tim Van Hattum gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Tim Van Hattum is on it.

In brief

40 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Monty De Vries out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tim Van Hattum asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ben Nelson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ben Nelson and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

As if he never left: Bill Wood returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Bill Wood is a Southern United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty De Vries was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A step back for Chris Smith at Southern United

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

The dugout

James Lockyer has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ben Smith

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Monty De Vries talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

35 Edition

The Southern United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Monty De Vries breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Francis Fenton asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Monty De Vries falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tim Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Stefan Garbett has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Winston Smith knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Winston Smith trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

33 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Jai Curran-Nicholls keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Team Wellington may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Team Wellington

Chris Smith and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Willem Ebbinge plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues question follows Team Wellington around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Jai Curran-Nicholls has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Team Wellington will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Squad

a squad player remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Team Wellington would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

31 Edition

The Southern United Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Winston Smith breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Tommy Reid out for 21 days

21 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Southern United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Ben Barbarouses falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefan Garbett plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Jai Payne knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jai Payne trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

30 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Team Wellington refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 19 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Remember the name: Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues

He is 19, he is averaging 7.11, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Words exchanged at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Team Wellington lose Chris Smith

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Hassan El Hattab gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Walter Scott question follows Team Wellington around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Walter Scott’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

27 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 56. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

The small margins put Team Wellington out

Out, 0‑2 to Hawke's Bay United, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Boardroom

Team Wellington close the window on a squad of their own making

2 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Steven Lustica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Team Wellington rebuffed over Antwoine Hackford

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AFC Wimbledon have kept their man, and Team Wellington go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marco Wood

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Wood, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Cameron Lewis left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

A row about effort at Team Wellington

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and a squad player was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Christian Bracco: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Team Wellington will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

26 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Team Wellington are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 19 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

At 19, Gabriel Sloane-Rodrigues is already the best thing here

An average of 7.11 in a first team he is several years too young for. Team Wellington have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

The dugout

Monty Lewis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Team Wellington may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Damir Céter

Team Wellington asked and Hamrun Spartans said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Team Wellington count the cost of losing Chris Smith

54 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words exchanged at Team Wellington

Chris Smith and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Team Wellington training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Payne is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Walter Scott question follows Team Wellington around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Walter Scott’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Monty Smith plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

21 Edition

The Southern United Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Southern United sink to position 6

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Sitiveni Begg breaks a bone — 35 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 35 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ben Nelson takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Chris Smith asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ben Nelson at his very best

Marked 9.35. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Southern United.

Match

Southern United see off Canterbury United

Three points for Southern United, 3‑1 the final word against Canterbury United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Tim Van Hattum and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Winston Smith

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jai Payne was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

16 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Monty De Vries damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Chris Tuiloma stands alone

11 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Southern United

A 2‑7 beating by Hawke's Bay United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Tim Van Hattum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Southern United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Southern United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Ben Smith — 7.52

Marked 7.52. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Monty De Vries and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

James Lockyer among the goals in a wild afternoon

9 goals in one match, James Lockyer on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Southern United and Hawke's Bay United.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chris Smith

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief