David Ilsanker

Striker - Livyi Bereh
12 Feb 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for David Ilsanker

80 Edition

The Livyi Bereh Sentinel

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Yehor Hunichev

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Livyi Bereh boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

David Ilsanker gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. David Ilsanker has just signed for Livyi Bereh, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Livyi Bereh

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Livyi Bereh make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Sidnney falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Livyi Bereh

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Eyes on Alex Payares again

The phone has started ringing about Alex Payares again, and this time the name on the line is Dinamo Brest. Livyi Bereh are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Livyi Bereh

Maksym Mekhaniv was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
25 Edition

The Grodig Courier

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniel Leitz keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Grodig may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

David Ilsanker puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Grodig, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Martin Rasner in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grodig this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Grodig training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Galarza is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Aaron Dhondt

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aaron Dhondt, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Grodig and Joe Thomas

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

12 Edition

The Grodig Courier

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lukas Hiermann damages knee ligaments — 62 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 62 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Husein Balić runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Grodig

Martin Rasner was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Grodig training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mateo Matic is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Grodig

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Grodig can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for Grodig against SV Ried

0‑1 to SV Ried, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

9 Edition

The Grodig Courier

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jacob Peter Hödl

Successful dribbles: 38. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lukas Hiermann

86 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Grodig lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Alexander Schwaighofer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grodig this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move David Ilsanker would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. David Ilsanker is living that version at Grodig, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Mateo Matic falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Grodig get the job done against Rapid Wien

A 1‑0 win over Rapid Wien, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Elliott Nevitt

A mark of 7.78, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Grodig add cover with David Ilsanker

It is the least glamorous business a club does and the reason seasons do not collapse in February. David Ilsanker is here for the weeks when three men are injured and somebody still has to play.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Sebastian Hölzl

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Grodig were going nowhere until he came on.

In brief

2 Edition

The Admira Wacker Gazette

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

David Junuzovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 38. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Kevin Wober signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kevin Wober and Admira Wacker agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Admira Wacker

Kevin Wober was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valentino Wober falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Austria Wien watching Alexander Ilsanker

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Admira Wacker have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

The Heinz Prass conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Siracusa will make the call about Heinz Prass this week. Admira Wacker have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Kevin Wober stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.66 on the card, and the Admira Wacker support went home talking about one name.

Squad

5 new faces, and Admira Wacker are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Match

Honours even between Admira Wacker and Austria Wien

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief