Noah Sutton

Central Defender - Canterbury United
23 Dec 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Sutton

484 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

5 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver McCowatt damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Bill Barbarouses has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Canterbury United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Canterbury United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

A fracture rules Sam Tuiloma out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Canterbury United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Marco Van Hattum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Canterbury United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Francis Colvey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Oliver Lockyer

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Canterbury United get the job done against Southern United

A 1‑0 win over Southern United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Dane Smith stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dane Smith and Canterbury United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
454 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Canterbury United sink to position 6

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Joe Boxall says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Noah Sutton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Sutton commits to Canterbury United for another 3 years.

In brief

453 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Canterbury United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Bill Barbarouses has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Canterbury United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Canterbury United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Canterbury United is running low.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Canterbury United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Noah Sutton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Noah Sutton commits to Canterbury United for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Jamie Hughes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Jamie Hughes plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Deklan Barbarouses

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Deklan Barbarouses, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

$1.0M taken back off the Canterbury United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

440 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alex Singh

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Owen Boxall breaks Waitakere United hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Owen Boxall scored in the 85th minute, Waitakere United had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Canterbury United took the lot.

Market

James McCowatt puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Canterbury United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Jamie Hughes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alex Singh

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Canterbury United get the job done against Waitakere United

A 1‑0 win over Waitakere United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Noah Sutton was immovable

19 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Joe Boxall signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joe Boxall commits to Canterbury United for another 3 years.

Squad

Kosta Tuiloma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

436 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

4 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Bill Barbarouses has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Canterbury United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Canterbury United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Matt Bell, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.33

A mark of 8.33 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

James McCowatt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Jamie Hughes was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Francis Colvey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francis Colvey commits to Canterbury United for another 4 years.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Matt Bell

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Canterbury United see off Hawke's Bay United

Three points for Canterbury United, 1‑0 the final word against Hawke's Bay United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Monty De Vries falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief