Mitchell Webb

Goalkeeper - Waitakere United
3 Sep 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Mitchell Webb

78 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sam Lewis says Waitakere United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ryan Nelson out for 17 days

The medical room confirms 17 days on the sidelines for Ryan Nelson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Isaiah David in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
75 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Waitakere United

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Waitakere United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mitchell Webb keeps Waitakere United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Jake Wood is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Waitakere United will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Isaiah David in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Auckland City take the points off Waitakere United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Nelson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

74 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for Waitakere United

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Waitakere United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Callum Smith takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Mitchell Webb keeps Waitakere United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jake Wood yet — 8.75

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.75 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Owen Just keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Waitakere United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Callum Smith among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Callum Smith on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Waitakere United and Canterbury United.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Isaiah David was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Callum Smith in the eights

A performance of 9.58 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Honours even between Waitakere United and Canterbury United

4‑4, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

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  • Loan watch The goals keep arriving from Ben Cacace’s exile
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Jake Wood
72 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Waitakere United

A 0‑4 beating by Hawke's Bay United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Waitakere United

Position 6 and 4 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

8 matches without a win for Waitakere United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Waitakere United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Isaiah David

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Stefan Lewis asks to leave Waitakere United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

As if he never left: Tommy Barbarouses returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Tommy Barbarouses is a Waitakere United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Isaiah David was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ryan Nelson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

65 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Owen Bell out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

A hiding for Waitakere United

Beaten 1‑4 by Hawke's Bay United, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Isaiah David in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Samuel Okon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Waitakere United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

64 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Owen Bell out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Waitakere United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jake Wood takes the afternoon — 8.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jake Wood provided it, and the 8.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Stefan Lewis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Waitakere United

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Match

Jake Wood sends Waitakere United past Team Wellington

It finished 3‑2, and it was Jake Wood’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Waitakere United.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Okon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Stefan Lewis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Callum Smith was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.68. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

53 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Cacace

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Waitakere United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Hawke's Bay United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Waitakere United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Ryan Stamatelopoulos attracts admirers

The name of Ryan Stamatelopoulos has come up in conversations Waitakere United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

51 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Stefan Lewis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Ryan Stamatelopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Francis Sutton conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: WaiBOP United will make the call about Francis Sutton this week. Waitakere United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francis Sutton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Waitakere United sign Isaiah David, one for the future

Isaiah David is 19, and Waitakere United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Mitchell Webb has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Waitakere United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

46 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Francis Sutton hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Owen Van Hattum is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Francis Sutton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

42 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Winston Rufer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Francis Sutton falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Owen Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

38 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Winston Rufer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Ryan Stamatelopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Samuel Okon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

34 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Owen Van Hattum keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Waitakere United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Winston Rufer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Waitakere United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Francis Sutton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

30 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Winston Rufer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Waitakere United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Ryan Stamatelopoulos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Francis Sutton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

28 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ryan Stamatelopoulos asks to leave Waitakere United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Stefan Lewis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Waitakere United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mitchell Webb signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mitchell Webb commits to Waitakere United for another 3 years.

In brief

26 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

WaiBOP United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Waitakere United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Samuel Okon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stefan Lewis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

22 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Waitakere United

Francis Sutton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Ryan Stamatelopoulos among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ryan Stamatelopoulos on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Waitakere United and Canterbury United.

Match

Ryan Stamatelopoulos’s goal not enough for Waitakere United

Ryan Stamatelopoulos scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Canterbury United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Samuel Okon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mitchell Webb gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

20 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matt Cacace damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Waitakere United

A 0‑3 beating by Hawke's Bay United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

In brief

17 Edition

The Waitakere United Sentinel

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matt Cacace damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mitchell Webb

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Waitakere United out of the cup

Southern United ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

Ryan Stamatelopoulos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Waitakere United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Waitakere United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Okon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Noah Barbarouses

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief