Dane Kirwan

Goalkeeper - Canterbury United
28 Mar 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Dane Kirwan

31 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Liberato Cacace asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

The Urawa Reds deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Dane Kirwan reports back to Canterbury United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Matt Nelson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matt Nelson commits to Canterbury United for another 4 years.

In brief

Back issues
30 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jake McCowatt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Urawa Reds are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Ryan Garbett falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

27 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Canterbury United out of the cup

Auckland City ended it 3‑4. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Squad

Jake Rufer says Canterbury United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Clayton Just asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Canterbury United and Auckland City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Deklan Lockyer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Deklan Lockyer commits to Canterbury United for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Tommy Bell at his very best

Marked 8.45. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Canterbury United.

Player ratings

Bill Colvey in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Chris Singh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Southern United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Canterbury United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

26 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Liberato Cacace asks to leave Canterbury United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Southern United watching Dane Kirwan

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Canterbury United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words at Canterbury United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kosta Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Deklan Lockyer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ryan Garbett gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Tommy Bell plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

24 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Canterbury United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 24 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Cameron Nelson keeps Canterbury United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Monty McCowatt

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Canterbury United turn down Southern United for Dane Kirwan

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Tommy Colvey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jake McCowatt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Canterbury United do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Loan watch

Chris Smith counts the days

“I watch every Canterbury United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Auckland City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Cameron Nelson

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief