Sam Van Hattum

Goalkeeper - Retired
13 Oct 2030
Sunday
Process

Marked for Sam Van Hattum

164 Edition

The Zadar Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tamás Kiss asks to leave Zadar

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Cauan Baptistella at 21 — 7.84

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Cauan Baptistella did not need any: 7.84, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Zadar

Martin Georgiev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Zadar and Lokomotiva Zagreb in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Ivan Barić’s goal not enough for Zadar

Ivan Barić scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Lokomotiva Zagreb, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Mislav Kovac falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Petar Antolković gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

10 new faces, and Zadar are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Market

Experience through the door at Zadar

Sam Van Hattum arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

Back issues
136 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 7

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United put Bill Bell on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at WaiBOP United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Owen Boxall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

WaiBOP United and Kosta Rufer are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Boardroom

$988.7K taken back off the WaiBOP United table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Squad

When it matters, Francis Barbarouses plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Ratu Saimoni Nabogi exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Ratu Saimoni Nabogi is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Squad

Ratu Saimoni Nabogi is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 38 with 7 appearances behind him, and WaiBOP United have to plan for both answers.

In brief

134 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Michael Singh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Sam Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

133 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Sam Van Hattum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sam Van Hattum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Deklan Reid keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Francis Barbarouses in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, Chris Lockyer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The market said no: Sam Van Hattum stays put

WaiBOP United opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Sam Van Hattum stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

Market

Kosta Rufer runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs WaiBOP United money.

In brief

132 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

WaiBOP United are in real trouble now

Position 7, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

9 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sam Van Hattum

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Bill Bell has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at WaiBOP United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

The small margins put WaiBOP United out

Out, 0‑7 to Auckland City, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at WaiBOP United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

The terraces

WaiBOP United are taken apart by Auckland City — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-7. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Squad

Marco Lockyer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Marco Lockyer and WaiBOP United agree another 2 years.

Match

7 goals as WaiBOP United and Auckland City go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between WaiBOP United and Auckland City, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

131 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the WaiBOP United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Deklan Reid puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Southern United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. WaiBOP United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

130 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for WaiBOP United

0‑6 against Team Wellington, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

8 matches without a win for WaiBOP United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around WaiBOP United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Mufti Rahim hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Owen Boxall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about WaiBOP United and Team Wellington in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

A long afternoon for Sam Van Hattum

Beaten 6 times, with 2 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Boardroom

Doors closed at WaiBOP United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chris Lockyer

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mufti Rahim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

129 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Southern United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and WaiBOP United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chris Lockyer

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Owen Boxall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

128 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 7

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

WaiBOP United put Bill Bell on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at WaiBOP United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Southern United watching Sam Van Hattum

The interest is real enough to have reached print. WaiBOP United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Owen Boxall was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alex Cacace named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Alex Cacace is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Marco Bell has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

WaiBOP United and Kosta Rufer are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

127 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Chastening afternoon for WaiBOP United

A 1‑5 beating by Auckland City was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at WaiBOP United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The season belongs to Owen Boxall

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and WaiBOP United have had the benefit of it.

Player ratings

Owen Boxall, 33, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Deklan Reid puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

6 goals as WaiBOP United and Auckland City go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between WaiBOP United and Auckland City, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

126 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Sam Van Hattum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sam Van Hattum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Chris Lockyer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Deklan Smith keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

WaiBOP United cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Oliver De Vries signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver De Vries commits to WaiBOP United for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Francis Barbarouses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Point won or two lost for WaiBOP United?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Waitakere United? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

125 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sam Van Hattum keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Lockyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Mufti Rahim was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Canterbury United take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

When it matters, Chris Lockyer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

123 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

WaiBOP United taken apart

3‑10 to Team Wellington, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Bill Bell has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at WaiBOP United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The WaiBOP United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

A brace, and Noah Boxall takes the afternoon — 8.70

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noah Boxall provided it, and the 8.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Alex Cacace, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.73

A mark of 8.73 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

10 past Sam Van Hattum

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 4 saves does not settle it either way.

Squad

Marco Lockyer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marco Lockyer and WaiBOP United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

13 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about WaiBOP United and Team Wellington in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

122 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alex Reid

Successful dribbles: 55. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Sam Van Hattum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Muhammad Hussain was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

WaiBOP United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Marco Bell has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

121 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

WaiBOP United march on in the cup

Waitakere United are out and WaiBOP United go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chris Lockyer

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A debut Alex Cacace will not forget — 7.73

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 1 on the scoresheet, 7.73 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alex Cacace

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Marco Bell

7.96, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. WaiBOP United had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

120 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sam Van Hattum keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 16 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for WaiBOP United

A 0‑5 beating by Auckland City was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 6

1 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Mufti Rahim puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for WaiBOP United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Chris Lockyer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Sam Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Muhammad Hussain has improved at 26, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Chris Lockyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief