Ryan Boxall

Central Defender - WaiBOP United
20 Feb 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ryan Boxall

29 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Owen Kirwan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Deklan Reid and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Cacace is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Noah Bell's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Tim Singh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Ryan Boxall still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at WaiBOP United would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

Back issues
27 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Ryan Boxall: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” WaiBOP United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 0 signed and 0 gone

That is the business done at WaiBOP United until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Liberato Van Hattum and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Noah Bell signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noah Bell and WaiBOP United agree another 1 years.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kosta Van Hattum was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Cameron Waine is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Cameron Waine has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

A loan that did nothing for Jake Payne

2 appearances and 0 goals is not a season away, it is a year lost. He is back at WaiBOP United no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their fault.

The dugout

Owen Kirwan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The market said no: Matt Van Hattum stays put

WaiBOP United opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Matt Van Hattum stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

26 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Josh Damevski puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Cameron Waine says WaiBOP United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Cameron Waine signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Cameron Waine commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Squad

Liberato Van Hattum falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Oliver De Vries has improved at 35, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Ryan Boxall and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

22 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Oliver De Vries damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Josh Damevski asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Deklan Reid beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Liberato Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kosta Van Hattum was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Oliver De Vries has improved at 35, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Loan watch

Jake Payne counts the days

“I watch every WaiBOP United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Team Wellington runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Honours even between WaiBOP United and Auckland City

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

18 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Oliver De Vries out for 65 days

65 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Chastening afternoon for WaiBOP United

A 0‑4 beating by Team Wellington was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Liberato Van Hattum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kosta Van Hattum was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tim Singh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tim Singh, and the manager let it.

Squad

Oliver De Vries has improved at 35, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Doors closed at WaiBOP United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Loan watch

Jake Payne has seen enough of Team Wellington

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at WaiBOP United, and 1 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Noah Bell: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑4, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief