Ryan Bell

Goalkeeper - Southern United
3 Jan 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ryan Bell

20 Edition

The Southern United Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alex Cacace out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Southern United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Southern United

0‑3 against Auckland City, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Jai Barbarouses asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sam Kirwan stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jai Barbarouses

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kosta Stamatelopoulos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Southern United at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 6, 4 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Southern United

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Owen Colvey faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Owen Colvey after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

Back issues
15 Edition

The Southern United Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Cacace

66 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Wood out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Southern United

A 0‑3 beating by Team Wellington was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Noah Garbett puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sam Kirwan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Jake Wood

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Match

Southern United cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Oliver Singh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oliver Singh, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Southern United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

14 Edition

The Southern United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alex Cacace damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

22 days out for Jake Wood after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Southern United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Jai Barbarouses was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noah Garbett is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Southern United come up short against Canterbury United

Canterbury United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Jai Lockyer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Jai Boxall counts the days

“I watch every Southern United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Team Wellington runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

Owen Colvey: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

The form table has caught Toby Smith

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

9 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Alex Cacace out for 110 days

110 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Southern United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Wood out for 57 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The step up is real for Ryan Bell

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Noah Garbett has improved at 28, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Loan watch

Francis Reid has seen enough of Team Wellington

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Southern United, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Ryan Tuiloma asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief