The WaiBOP United Gazette
Squad17 Jan 2028
A fracture rules Tim Payne out for 33 days
Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.
Market17 Jan 2028
Oliver Sutton asks to leave WaiBOP United
“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.
Match15 Jan 2028
No end in sight to WaiBOP United's wait for a win
7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at WaiBOP United has to find a result from somewhere.
Player ratings17 Jan 2028
Nobody could get near Jake Lewis
Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Squad17 Jan 2028
A one-man rearguard from Chris Barbarouses
There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.
Squad17 Jan 2028
Francis Colvey keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Match15 Jan 2028
No clean sheets in sight for WaiBOP United
7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.
Match15 Jan 2028
Michael Sutton’s goal not enough for WaiBOP United
Michael Sutton scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Team Wellington, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.
Squad17 Jan 2028
Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake Lewis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
In brief
- Market Southern United are about to pick up the phone
- Player ratings A costly moment from Chris Fenton
- Player ratings Off the bench and decisive: Michael Sutton