Michael Smith

Left Forward - WaiBOP United
1 Jul 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Smith

464 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Kye Wilson out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Hawke's Bay United for Francis Kirwan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicholas Pennington falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Monty Rufer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

The WaiBOP United production line keeps running

73 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

Back issues
447 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Sam Sutton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” WaiBOP United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Edgar Nanque has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Enock Asubonteng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

443 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Salisu Mustapha leads the rout of Team Wellington

4‑1, and Salisu Mustapha took the headlines on an afternoon when everything WaiBOP United tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Kosta Lewis breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Salisu Mustapha's — 8.25

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.25, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

WaiBOP United make home a hard place to visit

13 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Monty Rufer yet — 7.84

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.84 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Edgar Nanque is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Nobody wants to play WaiBOP United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Southern United for Michael Smith

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Adam Mitchell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

441 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Nathan Amanatidis out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

WaiBOP United up to position 1

28 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Hawke's Bay United for Francis Kirwan

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Enock Asubonteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Monty Rufer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Southern United join the queue for Michael Smith

Add another name to the list: Southern United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Michael Smith. The answer from WaiBOP United has not changed — yet.

In brief

426 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Franck Ipoua out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason WaiBOP United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Monty Van Hattum damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Adam Mitchell stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Adam Mitchell and WaiBOP United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

419 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 18 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 18 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Southern United for Aibol Orazov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Enock Asubonteng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Monty Rufer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no ink between WaiBOP United and Adam Mitchell

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at WaiBOP United, another week without a signature from Adam Mitchell.

Squad

When it matters, Monty Rufer plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

415 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Liberato Smith damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Toby Robertson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” WaiBOP United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Waitakere United for Aibol Orazov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Adam Mitchell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Michael Smith attracts admirers

The name of Michael Smith has come up in conversations WaiBOP United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stefan Sutton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief