Samir Sheydaev

Centre Forward - Retired
27 Jul 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Samir Sheydaev

36 Edition

The Leningradets Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Leningradets

Danila Yemeljanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Artem Gurenko linked with a move away

The name of Artem Gurenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Leningradets say nothing, which says plenty.

Loan watch

Igor Shkolik would sign for Rotor tomorrow

“Nobody here treats me like a loan player, and that is worth more than people think.” 24 appearances and 0 goals, and a summer that will decide it.

In brief

Back issues
34 Edition

The Leningradets Chronicle

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Leningradets refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 32 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Samir Sheydaev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Leningradets can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Leningradets

Danila Yemeljanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

207% of the income goes out in wages at Leningradets

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Loan watch

Matvey Pershin has seen enough of Dinamo Kirov

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Leningradets, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Leningradets bring in an old head

Samir Sheydaev is 34 and has run out of things to prove. What he has left is where to stand, when to slow it down and what to say at half-time, and none of that is on a fitness chart.

In brief

33 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Ravan sink to position 9

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Rufat Madatov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ravan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Orkhan Bayramov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ravan count the cost of losing Bahlul Madatov

22 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Afran Guseynov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Afran Guseynov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Eddy Amirguliyev still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Ravan would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

20 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Samir Sheydaev asks to leave Ravan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Rufat Madatov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Cavid Khalilzade

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.56, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Ravan count the cost of losing Javid Amirguliyev

70 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bahlul Nadirov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Renat Ismayilov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Renat Ismayilov and Ravan agree another 4 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitrij Ismayilov

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Still no ink between Ravan and Orkhan Bayramov

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ravan, another week without a signature from Orkhan Bayramov.

Squad

Costly mistake from Afran Guseynov

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Afran Guseynov knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

17 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ravan's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ravan has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ravan are in real trouble now

Position 10, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

A hiding for Ravan

Beaten 0‑3 by Zira, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Agil Nazarov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ravan, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Orkhan Bayramov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Cavid Khalilzade runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Artur Tishko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ravan dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Rahid Madatov leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

14 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

8 matches without a win for Ravan

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Ravan are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tamkin Sheydaev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ravan have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Samir Sheydaev asks to leave Ravan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ravan count the cost of losing Rufat Madatov

36 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Rufat Madatov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sumgayit take the points off Ravan

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cavid Khalilzade

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bahlul Nadirov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

85% of the income goes out in wages at Ravan

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

12 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ravan's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ravan has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Javid Huseynov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ravan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ravan

Orkhan Bayramov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Javid Amirguliyev out for 128 days

The medical room confirms 128 days on the sidelines for Javid Amirguliyev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Ravan come up short against Qarabag

Qarabag left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Rahid Madatov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cavid Khalilzade

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Maksim Jafarov

Marked 5.45, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Market

The Orkhan Bayramov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Orkhan Bayramov signs something — a contract at Ravan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

8 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Afran Guseynov keeps Ravan in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Samir Sheydaev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ravan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Ravan

Agil Nazarov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Orkhan Bayramov

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Bahlul Nadirov

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Samir Ismayilov's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Ravan will not try tonight.

In brief

3 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Afran Guseynov

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Samir Sheydaev asks to leave Ravan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Agil Nazarov attracts admirers

The name of Agil Nazarov has come up in conversations Ravan were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Orkhan Bayramov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ravan see off Qarabag

Three points for Ravan, 2‑1 the final word against Qarabag in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

One of those days for Orkhan Bayramov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.84, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bahlul Nadirov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dimitrij Ismayilov

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artur Tishko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief