Darius Simkus

Central Midfielder - Stumbras
25 Nov 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Darius Simkus

121 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

December Kisakah damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alcides Benítez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Darius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
120 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andrius Novikovas

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 7 and 11 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

In brief

119 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andrius Novikovas

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Emanuele Battista hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Darius Simkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

118 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stumbras has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Edvinas Eliosius damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

117 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aidas Mikoliunas damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Darius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gabriele Giusto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

115 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aidas Mikoliunas damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Emanuele Battista asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alcides Benítez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

114 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stumbras has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Aidas Mikoliunas damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Stumbras put Fiodor Eliosius on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Alcides Benítez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Gratas Sirgėdas exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Gratas Sirgėdas is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

  • Boardroom $833.6K taken back off the Stumbras table
  • Boardroom Stumbras answer back
  • Boardroom The Stumbras production line keeps running
113 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aidas Mikoliunas damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Vikintas Dubickas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vikintas Dubickas commits to Stumbras for another 4 years.

Squad

Darius Simkus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

112 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Edgaras Kuklys

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stumbras lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stumbras sink to position 7

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

In brief

111 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emanuele Battista puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Akhjad Garisultanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

106 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Stumbras spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Karolis Jankauskas has agreed to leave Stumbras for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Francis Obumneme signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francis Obumneme commits to Stumbras for another 4 years.

Squad

Vikintas Dubickas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Darius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Stumbras buy the years ahead of Jasse Uronen

He is 18, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

105 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Karolis Jankauskas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Karolis Jankauskas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stumbras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Ignas Kuklys puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Andrius Sernas says Stumbras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

104 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 7 and 11 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stumbras

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stumbras is running low.

Squad

Darius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

103 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emanuele Battista asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Andrey Barinov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stumbras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

102 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Stumbras spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Modestas Paulauskas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Gratas Sirgėdas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gratas Sirgėdas and Stumbras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

101 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Stumbras spell it out for Fiodor Eliosius

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Fiodor Eliosius has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Karolis Jankauskas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stumbras they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ignas Kuklys asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Roman Terletskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Christian Inusah signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Christian Inusah and Stumbras agree another 3 years.

Market

Stumbras sign Christian Inusah, one for the future

Christian Inusah is 19, and Stumbras have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Stumbras academy

4 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Squad

The manager's exit leaves Gratas Sirgėdas exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Gratas Sirgėdas is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

In brief

100 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 7, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Aldo Dini says Stumbras went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Paulius Paulauskas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vikintas Dubickas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Darius Simkus falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

99 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emanuele Battista hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Vikintas Kuklys pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

When it matters, Vikintas Dubickas plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Karolis Jankauskas

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Stumbras could get for him.

In brief

94 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Stumbras spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Karolis Jankauskas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Andrea Rota keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stumbras may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gleb Kalinichev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Donatas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Utenis take the points off Stumbras

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Darius Simkus

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Aidas Mikoliunas

A mark of 5.33 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

Ignas Kuklys could not find anything

5.48. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

93 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Karolis Jankauskas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Karolis Jankauskas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stumbras the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Emanuele Battista hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Darius Simkus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Darius Simkus and Stumbras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Atlantas take the points off Stumbras

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Eduardas Jurjonas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eduardas Jurjonas, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Ignas Kuklys

A mark of 5.09 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

An afternoon Karolis Jankauskas will want back

Marked 5.42. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

92 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stumbras sink to position 6

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Paulius Paulauskas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gleb Kalinichev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ignas Novikovas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Donatas Paulauskas the difference as Stumbras beat Trakai

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Donatas Paulauskas. 2‑1 against Trakai, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

Stumbras supporters have found a favourite in Donatas Paulauskas

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Donatas Paulauskas has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

No hiding place for Gratas Sirgėdas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gratas Sirgėdas, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Francis Obumneme takes the honours

Marked 7.93 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Stumbras had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

88 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

16 matches without a win for Stumbras

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Stumbras are no longer polite ones.

Match

Stumbras sink to position 8

4 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stumbras

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stumbras is running low.

Market

Ignas Kuklys hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gleb Kalinichev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Donatas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Andrius Sernas told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Andrius Sernas has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Stumbras.

Squad

No hiding place for Darius Simkus

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Darius Simkus, and the manager let it.

Squad

Akhjad Garisultanov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Akhjad Garisultanov and Stumbras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

68 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stumbras are in real trouble now

Position 7, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gleb Kalinichev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

65 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Andrey Barinov out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Paulius Paulauskas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gleb Kalinichev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

62 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stumbras has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Karolis Jankauskas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stumbras, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrey Barinov out for 36 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Darius Simkus stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Darius Simkus and Stumbras agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$854.3K taken back off the Stumbras table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Market

Vikintas Mikoliunas leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Vikintas Mikoliunas leaves Stumbras the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

56 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stumbras sink to position 7

11 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Andrey Barinov out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stumbras will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darius Simkus is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Edgaras Barauskas has seen enough of Zalgiris

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stumbras, and 0 appearances in 32 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Saulius Kuklys signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Saulius Kuklys and Stumbras agree another 3 years.

In brief

37 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ignas Novikovas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Rati Grigalava

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rati Grigalava, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Vykintas Kazlauskas wants to come home

“I did not go to Kauno Zalgiris to sit and watch. I want to come back to Stumbras and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 11 matches say the rest.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stumbras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Stumbras and Siauliai cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Siauliai came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Player ratings

An afternoon Vykintas Lasickas will want back

Marked 5.49. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Vikintas Dubickas could not find anything

5.66. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

35 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Stumbras

Utenis will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stumbras were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Both of them Darius Simkus's — 8.90

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.90, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Vikintas Dubickas at 21 — 7.84

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Vikintas Dubickas did not need any: 7.84, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Darius Valskis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arvydas Paulauskas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Tomas Eliosius

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Akhjad Garisultanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Ignas Slavickas has seen enough of Kauno Zalgiris

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stumbras, and 1 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

33 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Edgaras Dapkus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stumbras can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Gleb Kalinichev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Donatas Paulauskas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Stumbras supporters have found a favourite in Gleb Kalinichev

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Gleb Kalinichev has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Stumbras get the job done against Trakai

A 2‑0 win over Trakai, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

No hiding place for Donatas Paulauskas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Donatas Paulauskas, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

Vykintas Kazlauskas has seen enough of Kauno Zalgiris

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stumbras, and 0 appearances in 7 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Ignas Jankauskas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ignas Jankauskas and Stumbras agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Vikintas Dubickas

A mark of 5.42 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief

32 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Arvydas Paulauskas asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 12 of the 31 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Player ratings

Donatas Paulauskas, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.11

A mark of 8.11 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

A first appearance Fiodor Satkus will want to forget — 5.66

Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.66, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.

Match

No end in sight to Stumbras's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stumbras has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Darius Simkus signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Darius Simkus and Stumbras agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Gleb Kalinichev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Stumbras

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Donatas Paulauskas’s goal not enough for Stumbras

Donatas Paulauskas scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Zalgiris, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief