Patrick Mohammed

Attacking Midfielder (C) - Rivers United
9 Dec 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Mohammed

172 Edition

The Rivers United Herald

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Sabelo Sithole says Rivers United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Andy Ezekiel is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rivers United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Shola Ogundana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rivers United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Rivers United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tobi Alagbe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Shola Ogundana has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rivers United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

No place for Yakub Hameed in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Rivers United are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Abbey Benson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Muhammed Kabiru question follows Rivers United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Muhammed Kabiru’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Boardroom

The Rivers United academy earns its keep

27 graduates, from a department now rated 9 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

Back issues
126 Edition

The Rivers United Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody above Rivers United

First, on 96 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Squad

A falling-out at Rivers United

Haris Belkebla and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Rivers United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ebube Duru was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Ibrahim Obansa back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Rivers United has worked with Ibrahim Obansa before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

Malomo Taofeeq has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rivers United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Emmanuel Nweke asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Godstime Edewor

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Godstime Edewor, and the manager let it.

Market

The Tobi Alagbe talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Rivers United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Handsome Surveyor placed on the list

Rivers United have made Handsome Surveyor available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

124 Edition

The Rivers United Herald

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Isaac Annor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Rivers United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Rivers United

Shola Ogundana was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Ibrahim Obansa back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Rivers United has worked with Ibrahim Obansa before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

Maclyn Biokpo Jenewari gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Maclyn Biokpo Jenewari is on it.

The dugout

Joshua Baba knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joshua Baba trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Prince Ukachukwu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Prince Ukachukwu signs something — a contract at Rivers United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Mohamed Camara has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Rivers United will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

The manager makes Aminu Sani a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Rivers United. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

Pedro Justiniano is settling

A few words of the language, a friend at the next peg, and a training ground that has stopped feeling foreign. Nothing measurable, and everything visible on Saturdays.

In brief

117 Edition

The Rivers United Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Handsome Surveyor

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Handsome Surveyor will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Rivers United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rivers United

Shola Ogundana and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Ebube Duru falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joshua Baba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joshua Baba, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Ibrahim Obansa back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Rivers United has worked with Ibrahim Obansa before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Squad

Patrick Mohammed signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Mohammed commits to Rivers United for another 4 years.

The dugout

When it matters, Muhammed Kabiru plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Patrick Mohammed is a square peg at Rivers United

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

The Malomo Taofeeq talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Rivers United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

116 Edition

The Rivers United Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Isaac Annor has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Rivers United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Rivers United

Shola Ogundana was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Patrick Mohammed gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Patrick Mohammed has just signed for Rivers United, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Rivers United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ebube Duru is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rivers United are still strangers to each other

8 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Ibrahim Obansa back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Rivers United has worked with Ibrahim Obansa before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Market

Rivers United buy the years ahead of Patrick Mohammed

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

Ibrahim Obansa told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Ibrahim Obansa has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Rivers United.

The dugout

Maclyn Biokpo Jenewari has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rivers United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

79 Edition

The WAFA Post

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Samuel Addo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WAFA they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at WAFA

Samuel Addo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Amos Asamoah frozen out at WAFA

This is not rotation. Amos Asamoah has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at WAFA is pretending otherwise.

Match

A bad afternoon for WAFA against Aduana Stars

0‑1 to Aduana Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Christian Kudus was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words at WAFA training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Adjei is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Bernard Inusah: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

WAFA ask about Ernest Mensah

A loan enquiry to Hasaacas: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

The Christian Kudus story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Christian Kudus signs something — a contract at WAFA or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

77 Edition

The WAFA Post

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Samuel Addo has said yes to Great Olympics

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. WAFA have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Christian Kudus is carrying WAFA

25 goals and a season average of 7.50. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Christian Kudus scores twice — 8.87

Two goals and a mark of 8.87 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

19 days out for Edmund Partey after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. WAFA will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

WAFA turn down Bechem United for Albert Sulemana

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Patrick Mohammed frozen out at WAFA

This is not rotation. Patrick Mohammed has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at WAFA is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Kwadwo Adjei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WAFA this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Medeama take the points off WAFA

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 2‑3 Bernard Inusah left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief