Setareki Kumar

Defensive Midfielder - Southern United
11 May 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Setareki Kumar

245 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jordan Vale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

James Kirwan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tommy Kirwan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Stefan McCowatt moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Southern United than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

The dugout

No hiding place for Setareki Kumar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Setareki Kumar, and the manager let it.

Market

The Kosta Lewis question follows Southern United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kosta Lewis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

Back issues
240 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Remember the name: Jai Payne

He is 18, he is averaging 7.42, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Joe Bell stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joe Bell and Southern United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Jordan Vale and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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The dugout

Francis McCowatt has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tommy Kirwan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

239 Edition

The Southern United Herald

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Cameron Wood

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Cameron Wood will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Southern United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

Jordan Vale and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

When it matters, Jordan Vale plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tommy Kirwan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

James Kirwan linked with a move away

The name of James Kirwan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Southern United say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Cameron Wood

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

237 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Cameron Wood has said yes to WaiBOP United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Southern United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Chris De Vries asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jordan Vale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Owen Sutton stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Owen Sutton and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

James Kirwan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say James Kirwan is on it.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tommy Kirwan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stefan McCowatt

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Kosta Lewis question follows Southern United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kosta Lewis’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

Setareki Kumar: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Southern United will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

229 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

James McCowatt damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jordan Vale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Market

No place for Jake Tuiloma in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Jake Tuiloma has his answer from Southern United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Looking ahead

The big one: Canterbury United come into view

Two sides from the top of the table, one afternoon, and a month of talk decided in ninety minutes. Southern United will not use the word title this week and will not stop thinking it.

Squad

Amani Nailatikau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Amani Nailatikau and Southern United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Setareki Kumar was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Jordan Vale plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

James Kirwan goes back to face Canterbury United

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is James Kirwan’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Southern United needing him to play as if none of it matters.

In brief

202 Edition

The Southern United Herald

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Cameron Wood says no to WaiBOP United

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Cameron Wood had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Transfer targets

Nathan Garrow will not be coming to Southern United

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Auckland City is saying, and nobody at Southern United is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Amani Nailatikau is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at Southern United

James Kirwan and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Nathan Garrow is in the works

Southern United have made the call to Auckland City. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

When it matters, Joe Bell plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Setareki Kumar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jai Nelson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jai Nelson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

James Kirwan goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Southern United would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

In brief

201 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Setareki Kumar says Southern United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Joe Bell in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jordan Vale falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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Market

Eyes on Cameron Wood again

The phone has started ringing about Cameron Wood again, and this time the name on the line is Waitakere United. Southern United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Southern United ask about Nathan Garrow

A loan enquiry to Auckland City: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Alex Colvey is in the works

Southern United have made the call to Canterbury United. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

James Kirwan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say James Kirwan is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Owen Smith

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Owen Smith, and the manager let it.

In brief

193 Edition

The Southern United Herald

8 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jordan Vale stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jordan Vale and Southern United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Jordan Vale was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

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The dugout

James Kirwan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Southern United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Setareki Kumar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Setareki Kumar, and the manager let it.

Market

The Kosta Lewis story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Kosta Lewis signs something — a contract at Southern United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

170 Edition

The Southern United Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

James Kirwan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Southern United count the cost of losing James McCowatt

16 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

A row about effort at Southern United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jordan Vale was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Jordan Vale gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jordan Vale is on it.

The dugout

Noah Payne gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

A reunion for James Kirwan

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Canterbury United in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

165 Edition

The Southern United Herald

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Southern United

Joe Bell and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jordan Vale is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Stefan Lockyer gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief