Noah Boxall

Goalkeeper - Retired
21 Dec 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Noah Boxall

67 Edition

The Nadroga Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Asivorosi Rabo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nadroga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Meli Talevakarua

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nadroga counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Nadroga now.

In brief

Back issues
62 Edition

The Nadroga Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jione Naitau keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nadroga may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Josua Tawake signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Josua Tawake and Nadroga agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Nadroga

Asivorosi Rabo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

58 Edition

The Nadroga Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Barrie Limoki in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nadroga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jone Ralumu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Noah Boxall brings the grey hairs Nadroga lacked

At 36, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

54 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Frank Ouya out for 107 days

The medical room confirms 107 days on the sidelines for Frank Ouya, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Muranga Seal join the queue for Ernest Mohammed

Add another name to the list: Muranga Seal have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ernest Mohammed. The answer from Nairobi United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Bernard Jairo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nairobi United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

4 matches without a win for Nairobi United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Nairobi United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Nairobi United

John Otieno was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Benson Omalla

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Benson Omalla rescues a point for Nairobi United

It needed Benson Omalla to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Mara Sugar, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Ovella Ochieng runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ernest Mohammed knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Nairobi United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

13 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Michael Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Canterbury United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Owen McCowatt runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chris Boxall

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Canterbury United see off WaiBOP United

Three points for Canterbury United, 2‑1 the final word against WaiBOP United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Callum Smith was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ryan Nelson

Marked 8.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Noah Fenton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Fenton, and the manager let it.

Squad

Noah Boxall out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Noah Boxall, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Loan watch

Cameron Sutton counts the days

“I watch every Canterbury United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Waitakere United runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief