Dane Bell

Central Defender - Southern United
9 Oct 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Dane Bell

51 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marco Cacace damages knee ligaments — 153 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 153 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tim Van Hattum breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Southern United are in real trouble now

Position 5, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Monty Singh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Southern United say no — this time

The offer from Canterbury United for Monty Singh was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
36 Edition

The Southern United Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Southern United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Liberato Nelson asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Squad Dane Bell falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Squad The manager makes an example of Chris Smith
  • Squad Monty Singh knocks on the manager’s door
22 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 52. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

17 Edition

The Southern United Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Michael Van Hattum sends Southern United through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Michael Van Hattum obliged against Waitakere United. 3‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Southern United.

Market

Monty Singh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A brace, and Michael Van Hattum takes the afternoon — 8.36

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Michael Van Hattum provided it, and the 8.36 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Garbett out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 24. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Monty Singh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Southern United against WaiBOP United

0‑2 to WaiBOP United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Noah McCowatt at his very best

Marked 8.50. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Southern United.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tommy Sutton is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

16 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Garbett out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Southern United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 7 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Michael Colvey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Colvey commits to Southern United for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cameron Boxall the difference as Southern United beat Hawke's Bay United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Cameron Boxall. 1‑0 against Hawke's Bay United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

13 Edition

The Southern United Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Garbett out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dane Bell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

James Bell has seen enough of WaiBOP United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Southern United, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

6 Edition

The Southern United Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bill Nelson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lulama Nxumalo is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Dane Bell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief