Cameron Boxall

Striker - Southern United
16 Apr 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Cameron Boxall

37 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Monty Singh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cameron Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

James Bell counts the days

“I watch every Southern United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at WaiBOP United runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

Back issues
34 Edition

The Southern United Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Monty Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Chris Smith: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Stefan Fenton was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

33 Edition

The Southern United Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tim Van Hattum: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Stefan Fenton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cameron Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

31 Edition

The Southern United Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Southern United sink to position 5

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Tommy Sutton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Monty Singh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

30 Edition

The Southern United Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Liberato Nelson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Liberato Nelson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

28 Edition

The Southern United Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Senzelumusa Sibiya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Southern United lose Chris Stamatelopoulos

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

27 Edition

The Southern United Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ryan Garbett decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Southern United are in real trouble now

Position 5, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The small margins put Southern United out

Out, 1‑1 to Canterbury United, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Tommy Sutton puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kosta Van Hattum

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Michael Colvey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Southern United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Southern United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Southern United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Stefan Fenton in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cameron Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

23 Edition

The Southern United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Southern United

Position 5 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Tommy Sutton asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Senzelumusa Sibiya gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Senzelumusa Sibiya has just signed for Southern United, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Senzelumusa Sibiya signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Senzelumusa Sibiya and Southern United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Monty Singh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Cameron Boxall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

22 Edition

The Southern United Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 52. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cameron Boxall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

18 Edition

The Southern United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jake Garbett breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Kosta Van Hattum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tommy Sutton falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Liberato Nelson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Liberato Nelson commits to Southern United for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Winston McCowatt — 6.55

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 6.55, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

16 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Garbett out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Southern United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 7 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Michael Colvey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Colvey commits to Southern United for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cameron Boxall the difference as Southern United beat Hawke's Bay United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Cameron Boxall. 1‑0 against Hawke's Bay United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stefan Fenton

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

14 Edition

The Southern United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jake Garbett out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Southern United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Southern United come up short against Canterbury United

Canterbury United left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michael Colvey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

1 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Monty Singh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Monty Singh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Canterbury United watching Liberato Nelson

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Southern United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words at Southern United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ben Stamatelopoulos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Winston Smith told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Winston Smith has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Southern United.

Squad

Ben Stamatelopoulos knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ben Stamatelopoulos trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief