Noah Boxall

Left Midfielder - Team Wellington
12 Apr 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Noah Boxall

24 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Clayton McCowatt out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Team Wellington will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Auckland FC come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Team Wellington did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Deklan Colvey hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Team Wellington can pretend not to have heard.

Match

7 matches without a win for Team Wellington

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Team Wellington are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Alex Waine at 19 — 7.88

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Alex Waine did not need any: 7.88, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Monty De Vries runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ethen Sampson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Team Wellington this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Deklan Colvey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Alex Cacace conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Auckland City will make the call about Alex Cacace this week. Team Wellington have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

Back issues
22 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Clayton McCowatt out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Team Wellington will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Alex Waine, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.01

A mark of 8.01 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

No end in sight to Team Wellington's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Team Wellington has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ethen Sampson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Team Wellington this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Alex Waine

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Clayton Tuiloma's mistake decides it

Ten men and a goalkeeper behind him, and it still finished in the net. He knew before anybody told him, and nobody at Team Wellington needed to.

Match

Team Wellington and Southern United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Clayton Tuiloma is still paying for one afternoon at Team Wellington

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Squad

When it matters, Monty De Vries plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

19 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Noah Boxall runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 40. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Clayton McCowatt breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Team Wellington taken apart

0‑4 to Waitakere United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

Team Wellington are in real trouble now

Position 5, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Tim Colvey asks to leave Team Wellington

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Clayton Tuiloma signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Clayton Tuiloma and Team Wellington agree another 2 years.

Match

The goals have deserted Team Wellington

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Team Wellington can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Chris Smith was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Callum Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

18 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Clayton McCowatt breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Callum Van Hattum puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Team Wellington, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Noah Boxall

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Team Wellington

Deklan Colvey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Team Wellington come up short against WaiBOP United

WaiBOP United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sam Tuiloma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

13 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A late step up for Deklan Colvey

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Match

A bad afternoon for Team Wellington against Auckland City

0‑2 to Auckland City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Callum Van Hattum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

8 Edition

The Team Wellington Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Tim Sutton at Team Wellington

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Tim Sutton is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Ethen Sampson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Team Wellington this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah Boxall has improved at 31, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief