Agil Sheydaev

Striker - Bumprom Gomel
28 Aug 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Agil Sheydaev

56 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Vadim Fastovets runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Kirill Parmonov

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Kirill Parmonov

7.93, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bumprom Gomel had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 87% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Kirill Parmonov rescues a point for Bumprom Gomel

It needed Kirill Parmonov to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Lokomotiv Gomel, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bumprom Gomel

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Agil Sheydaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The shop window has Csongor Komáromi in it

Bumprom Gomel have let the market know Csongor Komáromi can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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49 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Vadim Fastovets runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 36. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Dmitriy Kaplunov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Bumprom Gomel board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Sergey Kruzhilin falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergey Kruzhilin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Agil Sheydaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Maxim Vospukov

7.85, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bumprom Gomel had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Loan watch

Mark Tychko has seen enough of Molodechno

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Bumprom Gomel, and 13 appearances in 20 say he has earned the hearing.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel sign 4 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

48 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Vadim Fastovets runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bumprom Gomel may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergey Kruzhilin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Csongor Komáromi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Bumprom Gomel supporters have found a favourite in Nikita Ovsyanik

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Nikita Ovsyanik has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

No hiding place for Nikita Ovsyanik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nikita Ovsyanik, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

96% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Nikita Ovsyanik takes the honours

Marked 7.22 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bumprom Gomel had the best player on the pitch.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Bumprom Gomel

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

42 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vadim Fastovets

Successful dribbles: 47. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Bumprom Gomel run riot against Dnepr Mogilev

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 19 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Max Grbavac asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Kirill Yakuta has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bumprom Gomel they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergey Kruzhilin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Bumprom Gomel supporters have found a favourite in Artem Zhevnerenko

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Artem Zhevnerenko has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sergey Kruzhilin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

35 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Artem Zhevnerenko

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ivan Grudko sends Bumprom Gomel past Ostrovets

It finished 1‑0, and it was Ivan Grudko’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bumprom Gomel.

Squad

Sergey Kruzhilin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dmitriy Kaplunov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vinicius Nunes knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

33 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Ivan Grudko scores twice — 8.47

Two goals and a mark of 8.47 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergey Kruzhilin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Csongor Komáromi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ivan Grudko

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Bumprom Gomel find a way past Baranovichi

Baranovichi made Bumprom Gomel work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kirill Parmonov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kirill Parmonov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirill Parmonov

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Vinicius Nunes runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bumprom Gomel money.

In brief

28 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bumprom Gomel turn down Vitebsk for Dmitriy Kaplunov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Sino Absamadov attracts admirers

The name of Sino Absamadov has come up in conversations Bumprom Gomel were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Agil Sheydaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

27 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Minsk come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bumprom Gomel did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Kirill Yakuta puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

26 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sino Absamadov asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Agil Sheydaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

21 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Sino Absamadov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sino Absamadov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ilya Udodov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

20 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ilya Udodov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ilya Udodov and Bumprom Gomel agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Agil Sheydaev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Gleb Vershinin

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gleb Vershinin, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work
19 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Zhestkin out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Agil Sheydaev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ilya Udodov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

11 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Zhestkin out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Matvey Mikhayrin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bumprom Gomel have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Dmitriy Krivosheev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bumprom Gomel is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

10 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Zhestkin out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Maxim Samotoy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vinicius Nunes wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bumprom Gomel know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 248% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Ilya Udodov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Bumprom Gomel add cover with Cavid Garayev

It is the least glamorous business a club does and the reason seasons do not collapse in February. Cavid Garayev is here for the weeks when three men are injured and somebody still has to play.

In brief

9 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Araz Garayev damages knee ligaments — 91 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 91 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

8 matches without a win for Ravan

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Ravan are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Richard Amirguliyev runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Richard Amirguliyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ravan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Emil Səfərov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Yefferson Colmenárez’s goal not enough for Ravan

Yefferson Colmenárez scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to AZAL, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

7 Edition

The Ravan Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Araz Garayev damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Ravan march on in the cup

Kapaz are out and Ravan go through, 2‑2 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

Both of them Richard Amirguliyev's — 8.33

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.33, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Tamkin Huseynov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ravan, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rahid Garayev decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

The wait goes on for Ravan

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Rahid Garayev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Yefferson Colmenárez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Ravan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tamkin Huseynov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief